Eric VanEpps

The first rule of The Redneck Fireworks Club is ... No High Fives.

Now that Elon has stepped down, does that mean Vance is president?

Tired, the man splashed his face with water, slowly looking up from the sink to the mirror. The reflection of a sad little boy holding a crushed dandelion stared back and asked "We aren't really a flower after all, are we?"
The man's gaze fell back to the sink as he sighed, "Nope, just a weed."

Science, folks. Science. This is wonderful news.

After watching the first trailer for the live action version of Lilo & Stitch, I'm wondering why they bothered using full-width chairs since everything else in it appears to be half-assed.

The Last Airbender no longer stands alone on its sunken pedestal.

My vision is myopic
because I can see
like a microscope.

I also have hyperopia
because I can see
throughout the universe.

But my name
is humanity
so I am blind.

#vss365 #myopic

Modern greeting cards are interesting 🤔

What happens in Las Vegas is up for grabs, but what happens in a black hole stays in a black hole.

Happy Winnie the Pooh day!

Getting older and losing my hair has the added benefit that I don't have to shave my back as much.

Modern greeting cards are interesting 🤔

One hot green woman and who would need a holodeck? The food replicator would come in handy so you don't even need to leave the house to get the wine, cheese, and whipped cream.

Me: My ideal vision for the future is basically what you find in Star Trek.

Them: You mean unity, diversity, peace, understanding, seeking knowledge over wealth?

Me: Well, I was talking about hot green women, but sure, all of that stuff too.

Sour cream baked chicken with broccoli sausage gravy, seasoned mushroom rice, grilled brussel sprouts with Italian herbs. Crème Brūlée for dessert. Blood orange mimosas for beverages. Plated on my Noritake Palais Royale dishes as usual

Cooked dinner for the ladies. Sour cream baked chicken with broccoli sausage gravy, seasoned mushroom rice, grilled brussel sprouts with Italian herbs. Crème Brūlée for dessert. Blood orange mimosas for beverages. Plated on my Noritake Palais Royale dishes as usual 😎

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What Remains should be your next dystopian/apocalypse read.
The best way to describe James Fuller’s writing style is that it's a blood-soaked Faulkner. There is a lot of grit, and Fuller makes sure that his readers can practically taste it.

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When my wife was alive, that would have meant I wouldn't have even been allowed out to get the mail. 🤔

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Lumberjack Jack and His Special Forest Friends

"I like being useful; it's the next best thing to being valuable." - David Mason Riggs

"While it's definitely good to know that you're capable of rolling with the punches, it's better still not to be around to take the hit in the first place." - William J. Abbey

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Lumberjack Jack and His Special Forest Friends

A little Monday night giggle

#laugh

Didn't the series' original main character make a heel of himself? 🤔

The Odyssey was the sequel to the Iliad 🤔😎

"While it's definitely good to know that you're capable of rolling with the punches, it's better still not to be around to take the hit in the first place." - William J. Abbey

"I like being useful; it's the next best thing to being valuable." - David Mason Riggs