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Dr. EsotERIC

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DET ✈️ HTX I know a little about a lot. Imported from Detroit, perfected in Texas. Big ol' kid with an old soul. Unc status with blerd energy. Detroit vs. Everybody. Opinions & jewels dropped are my own. ΑΦΑ | 100BM 🚨NO SOLICITING/BEGGING🚨

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Detroit Pistons have the best record in the NBA.

Michigan Wolverines ranked #1 in the AP Top 25.

What a great time for hoops in the Great Lakes State! 🏀

20.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I just found what could be the only Starbucks with no furniture. No tables or chairs, just a sad barista who said "Sorry, bro."

Hillcroft & 69 if you're curious and in Houston.

18.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Woman injured after man opens fire at North Freeway restaurant over nachos price
YouTube video by KHOU 11 Woman injured after man opens fire at North Freeway restaurant over nachos price

This is my Chachos. It hits, but is not worth shooting over.
youtu.be/Da_e6saJ8VU?...

11.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In my younger years, I did a little party promoting & graphic design on the side. I'm proud to say I NEVER exploited Dr. King's name and/or likeness for profit. I volunteered my time & treasure instead.

He & others didn't take beatings so you could pop bottles.
#integrity #awareness #struggle

19.01.2026 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Detroit Playa +
Southern Belle =

14.01.2026 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sooo much ammo being wasted tonight in HTX. Sounds like Baghdad or Kyiv in my hood.

Happy New Year I guess?

01.01.2026 06:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Getting on a plane without showering should be a Class A felony, punishable by execution.

26.12.2025 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well played, sir.

25.12.2025 23:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Digging all these Aunties in HTX who are educated with good credit, healthy balance sheets, investment portfolios, successful careers, and little to no baggage. If you believed everything you see on YouTube, IG or TikTok, you would be convinced this caliber of woman no longer existed.

22.12.2025 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

High value men tend to prefer the woman who knows how to work or own the room over the girl who scrolls IG and takes selfies all night. 🤷🏿‍♂️

19.12.2025 05:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unc had to school some young ladies on why no one was approaching them:

"Why are y'all just sitting together, running interference on each other? No man is trying to throw into triple coverage. Get up. Spread out. Now you have 3 potential 1:1 matchups instead of a 1:3. Watch what happens next."

19.12.2025 05:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Whelp! Someone just ghosted themselves out of seeing Eric Roberson this Saturday! 🤣🤷🏿‍♂️

18.12.2025 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Top 3 things I've come to enjoy about December in Houston:
1️⃣ Founders Day (and week) 🧊🤙🏿🦍
2️⃣ Endless holiday mixers and opportunities to give back 🎅🏿
3️⃣ Cooler temps = opening up the wardrobe & wearing all 18 sport coats/blazers 🕴🏿

17.12.2025 23:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Dark Psychology of Men Who Don’t Post on Social Media
YouTube video by Stoic Thinkers The Dark Psychology of Men Who Don’t Post on Social Media

There is nothing necessarily dark about a man who prioritizes privacy.

"Information is currency."

youtu.be/iCpZN2xxDtE?...

12.12.2025 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No surprises here. Refined, laid-back gentleman with a touch of gangsta.

06.12.2025 14:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My brothers of black and old gold! If she didn't wish you a Happy Founders Day today...

05.12.2025 06:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cheers to 119 years of leadership development, brotherhood promotion, community service, and academic excellence. 🤙🏿🧊 #menofdistinction #whoyawit

04.12.2025 14:36 — 👍 5    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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As an emotionally intelligent adult, I try to give people grace and recognize that all humans make mistakes.

However...

As a trained researcher, I cannot ignore or unsee patterns of bad behavior.

Sometimes you gotta call 🚩🚩 when you see 🚩🚩.

03.12.2025 05:50 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm starting to wonder if the reason I have been getting called "unc" more frequently is because I dress like a man in spaces where everyone else is dressed like a teenager. Anyway, there is an "Uncs vs. Big Brahs" party in a couple weeks and I guess I have to represent. I'll still be clean. 🤷🏿‍♂️🤵🏿‍♂️

01.12.2025 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It will never cease to amaze me how many "adults" don't know what cocktail attire is...

29.11.2025 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Until tonight, I hadn't had Chachos for over 10 years. Forgot how hard it goes for a late night snack. #MexicanConey

27.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ladies, "Big Fella Season" has officially arrived in Houston. When the temp drops, our value rises. Get yourself a 6'2, 250lb cuddle buddy while supplies last.

26.11.2025 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bald and Proud
YouTube video by Waxmaster - Topic Bald and Proud

Unpopular opinion: Bald women are beautiful. Next chocolate bald woman I encounter in these Houston streets is getting courted and cuffed.
youtu.be/RUl9bL0LnH8?...

26.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The last couple days of social observation and data collection have yielded some troubling results. As such, I'm really looking forward to church ✝️ + Lions 🏈 + a cigar 💨paired w/Uncle Nearest 🥃 on my porch.

23.11.2025 13:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The defense and Jordan Marshall are keeping us in it and Bryce is doing his best Alex Orji impression. Let's put these fools away. #GoBlue

02.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unc will never understand #SectionCulture. I had VIP access to 3 sections at a party during AfroTech, but didn't spend much time at either. I socialized, networked, danced, got twerked on, got hand-fed, and collected compliments on my fit and my swag. More fun than sitting on a rented couch.🤷🏿‍♂️

01.11.2025 12:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Why Men Over 40 Stop Chasing Women — The Psychology Behind It | Psycho Shift
YouTube video by Psycho Shift Why Men Over 40 Stop Chasing Women — The Psychology Behind It | Psycho Shift

This truth really hits. The pursuit of peace outweighs the pursuit of pu$$y. Don't chase women to crack, select a woman to be a partner. This is based on how she contributes to peace & stability. Settling for chaos disguised as sexual conquest just ain't it.

youtu.be/kv6uBlFkwX8?...

30.10.2025 15:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss the days when you could hang out without worrying about being caught in somebody's photo or video. #LiveInTheMoment

29.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
First day in prison 😂😭 #funny #funnyanimation #animatedcartoon #animatedshorts #shorts #funnyshorts
YouTube video by Giddysparkle Animations First day in prison 😂😭 #funny #funnyanimation #animatedcartoon #animatedshorts #shorts #funnyshorts

This has had me cracking up all day.

"You already lost."

youtube.com/shorts/-G7aE...

27.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna be at work and at AfroTech hitting the Paul Bunyan pose for random reasons all week. #GoBlue

26.10.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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