Kyle Romero

For the overwhelming majority of people who practice it, sports is not about competition. It's about social belonging. Once you understand that, the reason why transphobes want to ban trans women from it even outside of competition and even in disciplines like darts is pretty obvious.

Nintendo is real. Mario is real. Donkey Kong is real, and strong, and he’s my friend

You will enjoy this comedy special from @hotterdad.bsky.social I can assure you of this my friend

ohhhhhh all the dem politicians are my personal friends and i will defend them online for free because instead of an ethical politics i only understand celebrity worship and being a little worm for authority!! stop being mean to my friends!!

Just got word that @desko.bsky.social, otherwise known as tinycliff, passed away. Desko was a loved member of the Heathcliff community and a dear friend to many, and we're all gonna miss him dearly.

Went on Super Switch Headz to talk about my large monke son Donkey Kong, fans of @heathcliffrecap.bsky.social and/or bananas should check it out!!!

Now that’s wassup

people will come on here and post "i am the biggest bitch baby on earth. i am lowkey racist and classist and i am afraid of everything and i demand you consider my opinion in this debate" counterpoint: No

Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill

I’ve seen enough he is ready for MLS action

Bless you for this and for all the good and important work that you do

It’s very funny for tech guys to come over from jobs where someone is called the “Chief Imagination Officer” and discover that the Medicare office just wants to process the payments

Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Trevor Moore from Whitest Kids U Know sitting on a stool and staring intensely into the camera. he has the horns and ears of a cow growing out of his head and a table with cow tools on it before him

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

My New York Times best movies of the 21st century ballot: In the Loop, Moonlight, Drive My Car, First Cow, The Act of Killing, The Master, Jackass: The Movie, Children of Men, Memories of Murder, Bamboozled

In no particular order

Do you go to Barton or to a gym/pool somewhere?! I've been thinking about doing this, I need something low impact and I love da water baby

Tim Robinson from Detroiters. Text overlay saying “wait, Martin was Sheneneh?”

Detroiters meme generator keeping me alive

The media does 500 stories about "are the Democrats commiting political suicide by deposing deportations?!" when Trump is +2% on immigration, but when Trump is 20 points underwater on Iran they don't ask the same thing about Republicans. It's interesting!

Bro I hate this game so much I stg

The late Trevor Moore sitting in a chair and looking at the camera with a stern expression, as if demonstrating a severe law.

The prior image, only further zoomed in.

The prior image, only *further* zoomed in.

The prior image, only *further* zoomed in, showing just his face.

I dunno, frankly insane that we were bullied into silence about a genocide and I don’t think we should be bullied into silence about the same state actors bombing a new population of civilians and starting a major world war

GIF of Jada Pinkett Smith in The Matrix saying “shit she’s got a fat ass” when trying to fly the ship

Me trying to use Donkey Kong in Mario Kart World after years of being a Toad main

buddy I haven't seen Haliburton fuck up the south like this since the Deepwater Horizon

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

@jamieloftus.bsky.social hey just fyi, might be worth keeping an eye on