Jeff Lamberty

I mean, much like all thoroughbred horses have the same birthday, all frogs are Marianist Catholics. It’s canon, I don’t make the rules.

It’s not clear to me, so I have to ask: was this carbonated? I don’t know which answer I would feel better about.

Close! It’s actually huffing 10% ethanol unleaded.

In the aftermath of the Louvre heist, we have decided to beef up security around our prized collection of erotic clown paintings.

Original Frontman of Iconic 70s Rock Band Gives His Blessing To New Singer The legendary singer is "really excited" to "fully" endorse the group's new vocalist.

TIL that the band Foreigner has gone full Ship of Theseus: not one member of the current touring band was part of their 1970s-1980s heyday.

Holy cow. I’m glad everyone is safe. Sending supportive thoughts from Morris.

Nice.

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Image of the Great Seal of Minnesota. A loon upright in a body of water, with grasses on the left, pine trees on the right, and north star immediately right. “Mni Sota Makoce” printed above this.

Visit Minnesota! This is our state seal.

Wayzata, hunh. I’m simultaneously shocked and not shocked.

Hold up, THIS is a canonization-worthy miracle? It’s right up there with “he cured a ham”.

A baby snapping turtle in my hand.

A baby snapping turtle craning their neck in the grass and weeds.

A grumpy baby snapping turtle looking at me over the creeping charlie.

6 baby snapping turtles on a stone paver.

I'M LOSING MY MIND, THE BEST AND MOST EXCITING YHING JUST HAPPENED, BABY SNAPPING TURTLES HATCHED IN MY YARD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW HOLY FUCK

Yeah, it did that when I was checking the temp on some chicken breasts. I startled KK.

Photo of a thermally shattered pyrex baking pan

Mick Jagger voice: Shadoobie…

Photo of a 49 year old book, “computer power and human reason” by Joseph Weizenbaum.

Between you and @niedermeyer.online posting about this, I grabbed the copy from my university library. Last checkout: 1997. I have until December to absorb it.

I only occasionally read her stuff, but it’s always on track with what I would expect as a dispatch from Alexandria. So, not really in the ‘appreciate’ range.

Imagine hating me when I’m just reelin’ in the years.

U of M Morris grapples with lowest enrollment in years, raising worries for its future The campus in west-central Minnesota has faced declining enrollment for years. Now Morris faces a critical point.

The University of Minnesota, Morris provides an amazing liberal arts experience and learning environment that equals or exceeds MN's private liberal arts colleges at a 1/3 or 1/4 of the price.

Stop prioritizing 70k/yr institutions. Check out places like Morris! www.startribune.com/university-o...

me & the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the sword & the stone, and using a toyota and some chains to pull it from the stone resulted in the Toyota becoming the new king of england

A bottle of Valentina Black Label hot sauce.

Cholula is great, but i love Valentina Black Label. www.salsavalentina.com/images/Valen...

Wow. 20 minutes of lightning. 15 seconds of wind rising up. Then a solid line of heavyish rain starts.

Well, get ready for another round of them this afternoon/evening. Possible derecho!

I have seen in-town reports of 4.5 to 5.5. It was…a lot.

Yes. We’re on hour three of the storm that was supposed to pass over in 45 minutes.

Looking outside: We really (didn’t) need this rain.

You still get those? From the U or from the County?

Quick, to the Dairy Queen!

Quite the sudden thunderstorm in Morris.

It went over Morris around 5:00, 5:30. It was INTENSE.