I mean, much like all thoroughbred horses have the same birthday, all frogs are Marianist Catholics. Itβs canon, I donβt make the rules.
07.11.2025 23:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@lamberty.bsky.social
Just a guy in West Central Minnesota. University of Minnesota Morris alumni relations officer. He/Him.
I mean, much like all thoroughbred horses have the same birthday, all frogs are Marianist Catholics. Itβs canon, I donβt make the rules.
07.11.2025 23:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs not clear to me, so I have to ask: was this carbonated? I donβt know which answer I would feel better about.
06.11.2025 02:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Close! Itβs actually huffing 10% ethanol unleaded.
24.10.2025 01:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the aftermath of the Louvre heist, we have decided to beef up security around our prized collection of erotic clown paintings.
21.10.2025 20:52 β π 496 π 86 π¬ 17 π 5TIL that the band Foreigner has gone full Ship of Theseus: not one member of the current touring band was part of their 1970s-1980s heyday.
19.10.2025 18:28 β π 38 π 12 π¬ 8 π 4Holy cow. Iβm glad everyone is safe. Sending supportive thoughts from Morris.
26.09.2025 16:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nice.
26.09.2025 00:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
16.09.2025 00:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Image of the Great Seal of Minnesota. A loon upright in a body of water, with grasses on the left, pine trees on the right, and north star immediately right. βMni Sota Makoceβ printed above this.
Visit Minnesota! This is our state seal.
10.09.2025 01:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wayzata, hunh. Iβm simultaneously shocked and not shocked.
10.09.2025 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hold up, THIS is a canonization-worthy miracle? Itβs right up there with βhe cured a hamβ.
09.09.2025 03:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1A baby snapping turtle in my hand.
A baby snapping turtle craning their neck in the grass and weeds.
A grumpy baby snapping turtle looking at me over the creeping charlie.
6 baby snapping turtles on a stone paver.
I'M LOSING MY MIND, THE BEST AND MOST EXCITING YHING JUST HAPPENED, BABY SNAPPING TURTLES HATCHED IN MY YARD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW HOLY FUCK
05.09.2025 21:17 β π 6490 π 1181 π¬ 194 π 81Yeah, it did that when I was checking the temp on some chicken breasts. I startled KK.
29.08.2025 23:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Photo of a thermally shattered pyrex baking pan
Mick Jagger voice: Shadoobieβ¦
29.08.2025 23:08 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Photo of a 49 year old book, βcomputer power and human reasonβ by Joseph Weizenbaum.
Between you and @niedermeyer.online posting about this, I grabbed the copy from my university library. Last checkout: 1997. I have until December to absorb it.
29.08.2025 15:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I only occasionally read her stuff, but itβs always on track with what I would expect as a dispatch from Alexandria. So, not really in the βappreciateβ range.
22.08.2025 16:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine hating me when Iβm just reelinβ in the years.
17.08.2025 04:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The University of Minnesota, Morris provides an amazing liberal arts experience and learning environment that equals or exceeds MN's private liberal arts colleges at a 1/3 or 1/4 of the price.
Stop prioritizing 70k/yr institutions. Check out places like Morris! www.startribune.com/university-o...
me & the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the sword & the stone, and using a toyota and some chains to pull it from the stone resulted in the Toyota becoming the new king of england
12.08.2025 09:34 β π 6659 π 1996 π¬ 1 π 50A bottle of Valentina Black Label hot sauce.
Cholula is great, but i love Valentina Black Label. www.salsavalentina.com/images/Valen...
12.08.2025 03:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Wow. 20 minutes of lightning. 15 seconds of wind rising up. Then a solid line of heavyish rain starts.
12.08.2025 02:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, get ready for another round of them this afternoon/evening. Possible derecho!
28.07.2025 16:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have seen in-town reports of 4.5 to 5.5. It wasβ¦a lot.
28.07.2025 01:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes. Weβre on hour three of the storm that was supposed to pass over in 45 minutes.
28.07.2025 00:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking outside: We really (didnβt) need this rain.
27.07.2025 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You still get those? From the U or from the County?
27.07.2025 22:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quick, to the Dairy Queen!
27.07.2025 22:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quite the sudden thunderstorm in Morris.
27.07.2025 21:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0It went over Morris around 5:00, 5:30. It was INTENSE.
21.07.2025 13:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1