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Jeff Lamberty

@lamberty.bsky.social

Just a guy in West Central Minnesota. University of Minnesota Morris alumni relations officer. He/Him.

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Can of Waterloo brand spiced mango sorbet sparkling water. The missed warning sign “Guy Fieri’s FLAVORTOWN” is clearly visible.

Can of Waterloo brand spiced mango sorbet sparkling water. The missed warning sign “Guy Fieri’s FLAVORTOWN” is clearly visible.

We have a great bent-and-dent grocery store in Morris. I go every Saturday and just grab a few things that catch my fancy. It’s a gamble, and sometimes I lose. I lost with this…vile concoction. In my defense, I totally missed the “Guy Fieri’s FLAVORTOWN” warning sign until I was putting it away.

08.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Can of Waterloo brand spiced mango sorbet sparkling water. The missed warning sign “Guy Fieri’s FLAVORTOWN” is clearly visible.

Can of Waterloo brand spiced mango sorbet sparkling water. The missed warning sign “Guy Fieri’s FLAVORTOWN” is clearly visible.

We have a great bent-and-dent grocery store in Morris. I go every Saturday and just grab a few things that catch my fancy. It’s a gamble, and sometimes I lose. I lost with this…vile concoction. In my defense, I totally missed the “Guy Fieri’s FLAVORTOWN” warning sign until I was putting it away.

08.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Good god. Save that shit for the convention.

04.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The classiest, goldest octagon you’ve ever seen.

02.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he ever says “Sure.”, just walk out of the room. It’s over.

02.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought you slipped Meg Ryan in there for a second.

31.01.2026 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Your Pets as Humans Past Reincarnation TV Commercial for 900 Telephone Number
YouTube video by Ray's Classic Videos Your Pets as Humans Past Reincarnation TV Commercial for 900 Telephone Number

Nice cat! Perhaps Annie Oakley!?!

Man, the 90’s were a wild ride.

youtu.be/JPGt0uOVOlk?...

06.01.2026 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 23.12.2025 06:19 — 👍 1286    🔁 327    💬 1    📌 4

@down.blue

09.01.2026 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Your Pets as Humans Past Reincarnation TV Commercial for 900 Telephone Number
YouTube video by Ray's Classic Videos Your Pets as Humans Past Reincarnation TV Commercial for 900 Telephone Number

Nice cat! Perhaps Annie Oakley!?!

Man, the 90’s were a wild ride.

youtu.be/JPGt0uOVOlk?...

06.01.2026 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Does Phillips even still live in Minnesota at this point?

05.01.2026 05:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, teacher, National Guard, congress member, governor? Maybe he just wants to retire and enjoy his life. I say do it!

05.01.2026 05:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bridging the urban/rural divide.

05.01.2026 05:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All I have seen is not running for re- election. I’m sure he will serve out the term.

05.01.2026 05:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@dbrauer.net , i missed some nuance here, as I didn’t see the post you were responding to. But I do think this is plenty early to be making these kind of moves for this race. And as much as I personally like Walz, probably the best choice for him and the state.

05.01.2026 05:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s been at least 16 years since the caucuses have had any bearing on the DFL governor selection (which is a GOOD development, in my opinion).

05.01.2026 04:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@down.blue

05.01.2026 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok, I gotta ask: what are glizzys? Because they look delicious.

02.01.2026 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you for reminding me that Roadhouse exists. I’m going to go watch Roadhouse to start the new year right.

02.01.2026 02:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Chick tract page with Jesus givin’ a kick-ass doctrine.

Chick tract page with Jesus givin’ a kick-ass doctrine.

23.12.2025 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Broadcast television edit:
“Yippie kaiyay, Mister Pontiff!”

20.12.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I HAVE A NAME!!!

20.12.2025 00:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Settings > Apps > Safari > Tabs.
Choose Bottom, get your buttons back.

14.12.2025 03:13 — 👍 241    🔁 50    💬 11    📌 7
Spotify wrapped listening age: 69. Nice.

Spotify wrapped listening age: 69. Nice.

Nice.

04.12.2025 04:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Yet another photo of the dog

Yet another photo of the dog

And again.

27.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Photo of a small black golden doodle enjoying some skritches.

Photo of a small black golden doodle enjoying some skritches.

Same dog with photo flash.

Same dog with photo flash.

This dumb dog.

27.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips ITHACA, NY—In an announcement with major implications for future generations of big fat hogs, Cornell University geneticists announced Monday that they have isolated the specific DNA series that makes...

Went through a third of this triple pack in an hour. theonion.com/scientists-d...

26.11.2025 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Old Dutch holiday stuffing-flavored Rip-L chips. The triple pack. The good stuff.

Old Dutch holiday stuffing-flavored Rip-L chips. The triple pack. The good stuff.

If you like Stove Top Stuffing, you will love these (complimentary).

26.11.2025 00:54 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 3
Old Dutch Rip-L chips holiday stuffing triple pack.

Old Dutch Rip-L chips holiday stuffing triple pack.

23.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes he did.

18.11.2025 01:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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