Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary

I'll stop now, but mostly bc i think this is prob my best one and I can't beat it

Strawbaby jingle bell jam

Strawbabypleasecomeforxmas Jam

Strawbaby in a Manger

Strawbabyjesusbday jam
Strawbabysfirstxmas jam
Strawblizzard jam

Strawbabyitscoldoutside jam

No, in fact you should take a nap

My thermostat should wake tf up tho

The easiest way to cheer me up is by walking into a glass door you don't see with a full cup of coffee.

Did you know if I go more than 24 hours without posting that I start disappearing from family photos like Marty McFly in Back to the Future?

I should not have to wear gloves indoors 🥶❄️

Hey! Hey! Stop that! I know what you're doing. Get back to work.

--me, talking to my lying thermostat

My thermostat is gaslighting me

Not sure if you and @marie.likes.earth are moots but i think she said she also got spared, so if we do all get disappeared, you'll have her here with you still, and her gallons of peanut butter.

You could form an army and avenge us!😱

Sorry 🥺💔

Pretty sure it just means the rest of us have been marked for some sort of bsky eradication

She left mine as soon as i skeeted about her, like a PI who gets caught tailing their target

How social media works:

Stranger: "Your jokes suck."

Me: "That wasn't nice. What didn't you like?"

Stranger: "I was jk!lol! You can't take a joke? What's your problem??"

Stranger: *blocks me*

YouTube video by YumYumTheTiel Two Years ago Yums got ON that beat #throwback #cockatiel #parrot #bird

They're all hilarious. Bird yt is on par with cat yt. Yum yum is cool too. He's a cockatiel tho, so he doesn't talk, just dances and sings
youtu.be/w7ebHkRom6U?...

YouTube video by Gizmo the Grey Bird Gizmo has deep thoughts… but they stink! #parrot #funnyparrot #talkingparrot #bird

Here's one of giz's classic jokes
youtube.com/shorts/b9IbQ...

a close up of a grey parrot looking at the camera Alt: a close up of an african grey parrot looking at the camera and bobbing his silly head

You don't watch nearly enough bird yt. My favorites are gizmo, beaker beak, and blue rio. 12/10 stars. Hilarious. Highly recommend

life may be a bitch. but my tummy is full of food. and i live in a warm cozy home with a really cute cat💖

self care is staying just dumb enough that you can still trick your brain into feeling good

YouTube video by Greg Gontier DIS MOI TOUT - Greg Gontier

puis-je tout te dire? 🥺

get in loser, we're gonna snuggle and watch the rain

Doing it! Don't tell on me. I have an election for bsky pres coming up and all, so

OMG, wet sprocket! I love it! ❤️

I'm 100% tomato frog, but like budgett's frog, i do also bite unprovoked, so... maybe both

When i am bluesky president, UNLIMITED RESKEETS FOR ALL!

I should be allowed unlimited reskeets

I already reskeeted this once before apparently, so if i want to again i have to unreskeet??

That doesn't seem fair 🥺

You def should if you haven't