Creecher

You’ll never guess who my favorite superhero is. Hint: he’s green

Why are gym socks always inherently assumed to be stinky, youve never smelled my feet…. Do you want to?

Man,

Sorry i was gone for so long everybody, i was taking in the implications after reading “Green Eggs and Ham”

The Flesh Eating Globules are eating my knick knacks again

Genuinely good breaking bad opinion?!

i had a dream abt a zombie apocalypse last night and in the dream i thought "why don't we just get peashooters? are we stupid?"

They came out with Farting Friends 14?????

Mr. Fart has been killed in a gas explosion

The quail!

People don’t have cool aspirations like Jumping a Shark anymore…

If i was an archaeologist I’d know where to find so many rocks

Imagine you sacrifice yourself by jumping on a grenade in a moment of valor and you land like Peter Griffin when he fell down the stairs

MILESTONE ACHIEVEMENT!

bluesky's first "poo fimbly"

I think it wouldve been funny if the Game of Thrones tagline was “Splinter is Coming” and they ended it with the rat coming and slaughtering everyone. Just some food for thought

I haven't really said anything about, all of It, um, fuck conservatives the world would be happier without them around, and It Is a dark day but, we will thrive and survive, ILY all :3

It is okay to be uncertain, scared, and shaken up by last night's events. But now, more than ever, we need to survive. We need to love and we need to keep fighting. Even if the only fight you win is against yourself. If not head on, then your own individual sphere.

Take care of each other.

I know Ive only posted funny little silly shitposts on here so far, but i wanna get serious for a second. Whoever you are, wherever youre at, please remember that youre not alone. We will not let this destroy us
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Ok Smurfs we know you all voted for Papa Smurf to be your leader again but we have someone better for you *gargamel painted blue and wearing a suit 12 times too tight for himself walks out*

General Zod would be a perfect Superman villain

Hey Owen, this drawing of Owen looks just like a drawing of my friend Owen’s character “Owen” which is really just Owen

Bro if i was in a coma and someone woke me up I’d be so mad, like damn i was watching that

Dentist is currently pulling sixteen of my teeth in a room labeled “Biohazard”

Hall of wien

I like when people say “Voila”. Like hell yeah man there it is

The elusive Shart

They say that Halloween is the one night of the year that the dead may walk the Earth. Time to knock “spooky sex with Abraham Lincoln” off my bucket list

Who wants to leave this internet hellhole and accompany me to the Brigadoon?

Finally now the world can see all my fucked up thoughts such as: “Holy crap!” Or “My goodness!”

Been a long time since i’ve heard a fellow wimpian say “Zoo Wee Mama” in earnest