Donna Lowe

Yes, otherwise it’s a problem not even coffee can fix.

I CAN hear the people sing. Even better once I've had coffee.

"my heart is in the right place, Officer."

brb robbing a bank so I can afford to drink coffee.

I'm sure that's the intent. I guess I just don't have a sense of how huge that contest is in Europe. It seems like there could be other ways to advance Canadian cultural product!

Your sense of time and pitch! And that little sassy shake! Performing is in your BONES!

That Eurovision stuff in the budget is weird.

A great good morning to all New Yorkers, but especially Young Cardamom.

Canadians for Zohran Mamdani.

I’ll tell you who has no use for Daylight Savings Time and that’s my cat, who for SOME REASON isn’t getting dinner at the usual time.

They are a band getting a lot of buzz right now, so it may have been inevitable that you would get their songs recommended to you, but I guess we also can’t discount the surveillance aspect of our social media.

Haha nope. Those are pretty easy to see for free!

“What if I just impulsively jumped on a plane to see the Geese show in Vancouver on Saturday?” I thought. “How much would tickets be?”

LOLOLOL $416 aka the lowest Ticketmaster resale.

We can never have nice things again.

when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now

Are You a True New Yorker? Take Our Quiz Think you know the landmarks, legends and lore of the city that never stops reinventing itself? See how well you measure up.

I got 16/25 on this quiz and I don't even live there. I am almost a true New Yorker in my heart.

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The best the right can do as a comeback is say Hasan Piker abuses his dog.

Definitely not.

I love this, because it would incite any decent music student to immediately play the piano aka bring about the exact desired effect of the note 😉

Should I put a sign on the one outside the library that says "Sophie will know?"

(I don't think I will, but maybe she does...)

🐹 Before viral videos on TikTok or YouTube, there was Hampsterdance.

Full of dancing hamster GIFs & a sped-up tune, it became one of the internet’s first viral hits.

You can still dance to it on the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19991222...

#Wayback1T

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Absurdity seems to be the name of the game anyway, so why not?

If he ends up actually getting a Nobel Peace Prize I just don’t even know how to feel about it.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

When the temperature is still summer but the sun is setting in autumn.

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

Really never thought ostriches would be in the news so much. In Canada.

Call Me Maybe Mashed Up With NIN's Head Like a Hole kottke.org/13/03/call-m...

Boy Golden Details New Album 'Best of Our Possible Lives,' Shares Lead Single "Suffer" Enigmatic Winnipeg roots rocker Boy Golden has announced the forthcoming release of his third studio album, previewed today by lead single

Boy Golden Details New Album 'Best of Our Possible Lives,' Shares Lead Single "Suffer"

Now this is a kind of subversion I can really get behind.

I pass an elementary school on my way to work, and I'm always pleased to see that the decades-old practice of "trying to make cars honk by pumping your arms" is still going strong.