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Raised gifted; non-practicing. If your reply doesn't have alt text, I won't see it. ๐ŸŒ productpicnic.beehiiv.com ๐Ÿ’ผ UX Design ๐ŸŸฆ Sick of rectangles ๐Ÿง‘ he/him

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Boosters: AI saves money!

Normal people: Who does it save money?

Boosters: *sweating* a lot of money!

06.10.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't Garbagebag Undersuit the name of that one British actor

06.10.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was going to say no but it's an off white sweater and dark grey jeans so I'll chalk that up as a maybe

06.10.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Average man, average man
Median height, weight, and arm span
Fits a shirt, medium size
Airplane legroom will suffice
Is he strong? Bro come on
He ordered dumbbells off Amazon
He won't drive into town
Transit pass gets him around
Look out! Here comes the average man

06.10.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn it, my new jeans were also in there! Now I must walk around my apartment at night in damp but extremely stylish Parisian swag!

06.10.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IRB in shambles

06.10.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jerry is more of a scaramouche

06.10.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sacrificed everything for pockets

06.10.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not the most orthodox way of acquiring spell components, but whatever works

06.10.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on how hard you throw them

06.10.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did anyone do "no clowns, no crowns" yet? Seems like it would be a good chant or sign or something

06.10.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No it's not cold and painful like Quebec, it's just damp and sad, like Nova Scotia

06.10.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Accidentally washed my sweater in hot water and it shrunk so now I'm sitting wearing this wet sweater until it dries so that it can get unshrunk

This must be what a cat feels like after falling into the sink

06.10.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nerd needless counterattack: surely this is a matter of accuracy rather than precision

06.10.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a dark room with the words " the truth is these are not very bright guys " Alt: a man in a dark room with the words " the truth is these are not very bright guys "
06.10.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, this is not remotely the most important point in this good article, but I cannot get over Amazon calling an interminable task โ€œthe Iliad flow.โ€œ Like. Did they confuse it with the Odyssey? Is the main thing they know about the Iliad that itโ€™s a long poem?

06.10.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was really expecting โ€œSir, this is a Wendyโ€™sโ€.

06.10.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ยญ Ka Ton: Gลkakyลซ no Jutsu

06.10.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/spav...

06.10.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elbereth Gilthoniel, silivren penna mรญriel

06.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's no such thing as fish

06.10.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Darmok and Jalad, at Tenagra.

06.10.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agumon, digivolve to Metal Greymon

06.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By the power of Grayskull!

06.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I demand a union representative.

05.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 434    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What the fuck? Mustard is also a brassica???

05.10.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

AT is more of a lowball

05.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't hear the screaming, over the other screaming

05.10.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many questions, few answers.

05.10.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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