Deedee Megadoodoo

of course, white a surprise.

HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN TO KEEP A HUSBAND FIRST INSTEAD OF GOING AFTER US YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!

if the Democrats are willing to accept this deal, in particular, i don't think a single Senator should make it through their primary. this just makes health inequity worse and lets Trump send out checks with his name on them!

Trump getting booed at the Commanders game

sw*fties are gonna cry foul because you didn’t put t*ylor first, even though they’ve been up for the same amount of time…

 well great job bb, you’ve earned it!

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is surrounded by pixelated hearts ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is surrounded by pixelated hearts

what did you do to get this life? What devil did you sign a pact with, because that sounds too good to be fucking true!!

it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything

but can you see his labia manjora!

Andrew cuomo trying to kiss someone

Uhhh

It’s worse than you think. This is his lawyer Rita Glavin who has been paid tens of millions of dollars to smear me and the other women who came forward. She has led his taxpayer funded litigation abuse of us all.

And here she is at the loser party with him.

The Nodfather 😴

man would stain it with his make up!

i still don’t think i’ve seen even close to a single piece of evidence that zohran mamdani is antisemitic beyond him believing children in palestine shouldn’t be killed by israel

Quote with a 10/10 album

i like how your nipples take turns saying hello. :)

i need to get my act together, is what i need! 😭😭

forgot my lunch at home today!

i’m down, i think that would fix me too!

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

This person took this when they called the race

someone got indicted on the basis of “transporting antifa materials” for allegedly transporting a box of ZINES

THEY’RE PROSECUTING PEOPLE FOR DOMESTIC TERRORISM OVER ZINES

Conservatives vs Things That Don't Happen

a drawing of the villain from Vampire Survivors kissing Jimbo from Balatro. Jimbo is also holding a banana in his hand which is on the villain's face.

me when he says he's forklift certified:

probably a sweat rag because he’s a disgusting swamp thing!

turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore

Debra messing visiting the Empire State Building soon:

hot girls ONLY!

A black hat with white text that reads “Dick Cheney died on the day that Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor of New York City, November 4th, 2025”.

Good morning, Bluesky