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we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse

Hot take: Despite it being AI, Trump posting a video of himself shitting all over the American people is the most honest thing the world’s biggest asshole has ever done.

these people know how extreme they are

today an IRL prestige cleric used an IRL magic item (not kidding) to upcast Turn Evil (not kidding) IRL on ICE and reality is so borked that it actually worked

Honestly the worst part about the Yankees losing is that I can’t wear these in public until next year

Slack made work so much worse. Somehow collaborative Slack channels have made it worser.

Many people and institutions that fight back are winning.

This is a large part of the reason to scorn the people and institutions that have caved. When this is over their lives should be made miserable. More, I mean.

I’m sorry, the statistical likelihood that Nate Silver wrote one of the most absurd things you’ve ever read is only 97%, and it is impossible for my model to be proved wrong under any circumstances, due to science

a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval

Lost count of how many LinkedIn posts about “Calvin Klein” I’ve reported as hate speech.

The Last Gasp of Steelers Exceptionalism Pittsburgh has long acted like it’s better than its NFL peers. As the Aaron Rodgers era begins, will Mike Tomlin’s team be anything more than average?

Got a new story in The Ringer today.

You have encountered Steelers exceptionalism a million times. It's the belief that the Pittsburgh NFL team is football's one indispensable franchise and somehow different from the other 31.

It's also about to come crashing down www.theringer.com/2025/09/02/n...

Wow! (Translation: This was such a great series by @justinsayles.bsky.social, and I’m thrilled there’s another chapter, which I’ll be queuing up momentarily.)

You know he’s dead or close to it because this is the quietest stretch of days we’ve had basically since he “got shot”

Herman Cain 'tweets' two weeks after his death to attack Democrats Twitter account belonging to Cain, who died in July from coronavirus aged 74, revived to spread pro-Trump messages

Remember when Herman Cain was tweeting two weeks after he died..?

Nothing has ever tested my Twitter quitting resolve quite like tonight

Feverishly refreshing Bluesky dot com

He’s finally united the country

It was January 6th, and everything specifically related to its aftermath.

Judge Releases Teens Charged in ‘Big Balls’ Assault in Blow to Trump The case caught the attention of Donald Trump.

And while the right wing story was constantly changing, the police report and the story from the teenagers both remained consistent. The teenagers say that big balls was harassing and trying to pick up the 15-year-old girl, and when he wouldn't leave her alone the boy jumped in to defend her.

I give a shit about his fantasy team

Has anyone called the green dildo “The cock seen ‘round the world” yet?

Let’s not forget that a large part of what it used to mean to be Middle Class was that your taxes paid for improvements to the lives and communities around you, including your own, they didn’t just get funneled straight into billionaires’ pockets

A photo ad for coffee and donuts with all the New York sports logos on it, except instead of the NY Giants football team they used the San Francisco Giants logo on it.

One of my subscribers saw this at 55th and 7th in Manhattan.

Editor: You get those logos of the New York sports teams for the coffee and donut poster?

Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin misleading, just like you asked.

Editor: what

I’ve disregarded what I was, now that I’m older.

There are only three political positions in America today

1) I like the fascism

2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)

3) I oppose the fascism

The rest is details

You ever just sit and think about how insane it is that they never made a Mary Poppins 2? Like then, with the original cast. The Emily Blunt one doesn’t count.

Why aren’t there more arcades in airports?

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

Listening to someone on the subway discussing how he’s now having political convos with ChatGPT because he’s run out of other prompts to give it also talk about how a war won’t kill Americans because we use drones for everything now and we are all so doomed.

No kings. Only queens.