Keith Decent

Not even “do a flip”

We used to be a real country

Definitely buttholes. Reminds me of the place I got a colonoscopy.

Just wow

I am so disappointed in the mainstream media. Not a single one of them yelled “jump” and that’s inexcusable

“To build a new nyc… that you also can’t afford”

“Also buttholes”

“To build a new nyc… that you also can’t afford”

“Also buttholes”

Jim needs to do an interview with an AI version of his imaginary journalism degree and ask it’s thoughts on doing donuts through grieving parents’ trauma for clicks

My “Big Stretch” entryway rug is almost ready for trimming and mounting. Just gotta tuft the butt

#fiberart #art 🧶

Couldn’t wait

🧶 #fiberarts #art

Turner and Hooch but it’s called Simon and Rex and Rex is the straight-laced, human detective played by Simon Rex, and Simon is the large, unruly dog played by Paul Simon

It's genuinely hard to be winning by this much in a 5 person race. Like really really hard. Also these numbers show the Club Billionaire was really, really shortsighted pouring money into Adams campaign. Cuomo is at least possible to be Mamdani. Adams is just no way. Needed to get behind Cuomo ...

Charlie Kirk eating wings like

I don’t think that the gavels the inmates are forced to make for the judges that locked them away breaking too often is surprising at all, honestly

Jim needs to do an interview with an AI version of his imaginary journalism degree and ask it’s thoughts on doing donuts through grieving parents’ trauma for clicks

Best thing about New York right now is that millions of the worst people in America are going to spend hundreds of hours convince millions of the worst people in America to never come here

My DMs are open hit me up whenever

The problem with the selling is that it’s a weird size/shape, and I def don’t wanna mess with that. But if you really want one we can def talk

Turner and Hooch but it’s called Simon and Rex and Rex is the straight-laced, human detective played by Simon Rex, and Simon is the large, unruly dog played by Paul Simon

God damnit now I want Mac n Cheese pancakes

No clue. Good luck!

These accounts have 60k followers and follow 60k ppl and their feeds are barren because 98% of those people never logged in again after 4 months

some of us got our followers the old fashioned way: getting seen by ceej's wife

This link is an excellent resource for all the ways we can contact payment providers to complain about the removal of queer and adult games, comics, books and media from all our platforms. Tell these companies to stop censoring queer and adult content. It makes no sense! Enough is enough!

Cure your depression by indiscriminately following everyone on bluesky

Thank you

Thanks! I will probably make the vectors available when I’m done. I don’t think I want to make another one haha

Alt text: 3 sections of the rug described in the quoted post are laid out in a large workbench

My “Big Stretch” entryway rug is almost ready for trimming and mounting. Just gotta tuft the butt

#fiberart #art 🧶

the problem with letting democrats backslide their support of trans rights whether it be trans in sports or using bathrooms is we’ve seen “compromise” in the UK labor party. they gave into “reasonable” TERF demands and it destroyed the labor party and all rights for trans people