Dunkin’ Cruller Carl

Tv show idea:

Extreme Workshop Makeover

The hosts show up to an unsuspecting maker’s workshop when they’re out of town and dramatically redesign the whole thing. Every episode ends with a homicide

Tv show idea:

Extreme Workshop Makeover

The hosts show up to an unsuspecting maker’s workshop when they’re out of town and dramatically redesign the whole thing. Every episode ends with a homicide

A praying mantis looking somewhat incredulous

Ey I’m praying here!

A praying mantis looking somewhat incredulous

Ey I’m praying here!

Harry Potter adults telling me I shouldn’t root for the Yankees anymore

The “a second plane” George w bush meme but the faces are swapped with the alien and ripley too close meme

Staying informed in 2025:

a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk . Alt: Kaiser soze limo turning into a stroll

The girlfriend of the founder of antifa walking out of her interview

Of course not, you ass-brained, post coital mantoid!

a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk . Alt: Kaiser soze limo turning into a stroll

The girlfriend of the founder of antifa walking out of her interview

I’m off to a 3-day event tomorrow so of course I put off an entire week’s worth of prep work until today

Harry Potter adults telling me I shouldn’t root for the Yankees anymore

They look like if Doctor Who did a Batman parody

This is why I point my hands toward the nearest hamburger restaurant when I pray

Whilst we're on the subject of shocking living things, did you know police departments routinely shock human beings with tasers until they die and chalk up their deaths to a fake medical condition they call "excited delirium" that was invented by taser companies to absolve themselves of liability?

Damn that sound spectrogram even looks like a flock of starlings

The constant rumbling of a city full of cars is immensely preferable to the sound of the same 5 dickheads’ ridiculously loud vehicles shredding the rural state roads every 10-15 minutes

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

And what will you be doing about that?

*chucks up a 1/4” forstner bit*

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

The constant rumbling of a city full of cars is immensely preferable to the sound of the same 5 dickheads’ ridiculously loud vehicles shredding the rural state roads every 10-15 minutes

Oh dang imma watch it right now.

Either they arrested a 125- year-old woman or we need to reopen Age Gap Discourse immediately

Hahaha. So many things

This is to say, judgement on the ppl who run this place, not on whoever runs the labeler.

*Everyone I hate

Good lord please don’t make me use mastadon

“You all made some very important Jesse Singal fans feel bad”

I’ll hold judgement until I see what happens to the next labeler someone sets up to replace this one