Keith Decent

The “this is the bad place scene” from the good place but she’s wearing a squid game player outfit and she’s saying “This is The Squid Game”

living in America right now

This makes me wanna play ow again so I can stop playing ow forever again

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

Digital drawing of an avocado in 5 colors

Next mosaic piece. Needed to use up some of my green tiles. The design is mostly there

They’re not so bad mainly because I can spread them over multiple pieces.

Digital drawing of an avocado in 5 colors

Next mosaic piece. Needed to use up some of my green tiles. The design is mostly there

My pizza guy just walked up to the glass door where he could CLEARLY see me watching a video about pizza while waiting for my pizza

I don’t even want to look it up because it almost certainly means I have to write another very long, very pointed email to Pat Ryan

My pizza guy just walked up to the glass door where he could CLEARLY see me watching a video about pizza while waiting for my pizza

I’m just here for the concrete

It's giving

NIGERIAN DNA?!?

Yes, of course. Michael Flatly

Just saw another commercial for it so let me say again:

Mr Clean Magic Eraser is a 10,000 grit melamine sanding sponge. Don’t use them to clean anything in your home. It’ll fuck up your paint and your surfaces and your finishes.

It’s also bad to touch or breathe around, so yeah.

You’re probably fine if you rinse it really well, but those things shed a ton of micro plastics

Just saw another commercial for it so let me say again:

Mr Clean Magic Eraser is a 10,000 grit melamine sanding sponge. Don’t use them to clean anything in your home. It’ll fuck up your paint and your surfaces and your finishes.

It’s also bad to touch or breathe around, so yeah.

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Call me ageist but I’m so extremely tired of having to look at the various shades and textures of “extremely unhealthy 75+ year old man” all the time

Does your local GOP Congressman have Resting Supervised Visitation Face or No-Contact Trans Child Vibes?

A 90s Teen Comedy themed bistro called Chez All That

Does your local GOP Congressman have Resting Supervised Visitation Face or No-Contact Trans Child Vibes?

I just have to text my wife real quick

Can we get this in a “the white bumps on a toadstool” texture?

many shades of white paint

we're thinking either "dusty homunculus" or "wizened mummy" for the senate chamber

Call me ageist but I’m so extremely tired of having to look at the various shades and textures of “extremely unhealthy 75+ year old man” all the time

It’s very rude of all of these horrible people to always look like they are dying but never actually pass away

Why name it “condom” when “gobstopper” was right there

stock photo of a young woman in a teal shirt helping an older gal in a pink cardigan to walk with the assistance of a two-handed mobility aid. this is an image most commonly associated with a meme where the younger woman is saying "ok grandma, let's get you to bed"

in my day, Portal wasn't a standalone game, it was just tossed in as an afterthought to the Orange Box, which had 4 other games, except 3 of those games were 1 game, and you got all 5 games for less than the price of a game now, and they took place in a shared universe but were different genres and-

It’s so texturally accurate and so viscerally vile at the same time

Sally Jessy Leonardo