Matt

A parody that is unfortunately pretty believable!

Plus interest.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing.

After all the noise and abuse from the American "fans" there's only one thing to say to them...
🎵"We can see you sneaking out!"🎶
#rydercup

Phew!!! #rydercup

Exactly. When they have to play as a team they're shite. Still, it's squeaky bum time!

That reads like a 10 year old was given an essay to write about her for his homework so he copied her entry in the encyclopaedia.

Thank heavens for BBC Sounds! Great listening on the way back from Belgium. #lufc #bbcradioleeds #bbcsounds

Okafor had been getting a panning on Radio Leeds, then he scored and all was forgiven! #lufc

When I turned up on that day he looked at me and said "I see you've put your best shorts on!". He was good with his put-downs! 😂

I last visited with Dad in 2019, when he still owned Jurassic Park!

micah_walsh on threads(?) "of course RFK is anti-vaccine, his dad and his uncle both died from shots that were administered by the government"

What an utter wankstain he is.

I'm in the UK but, you know, I did it anyway!

Is it set in a certain time period or can you sneak some LUFC items onto the set to be in shot? 😉

Well, he's here and he's being lauded.

So as a counterpoint.

Thankfully I'm in Belgium the whole time he's in the UK, so I can sleep well at night.

It's the same in the UK. Farage and his ilk on the right absolutely love the uneducated goons that blindly swallow every word he says. Education is their enemy.

Excellent.

"She's dead" 🤷‍♂️

Not an O level between them.

Big Sexy Emperor has a better ring to it.

How many days before he "commits suicide" in his prison cell? 🤔

If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.

Yeah. Spent the night in Blackpool Hospital where they repaired it. 16 stitches in my hand and a few months in a pot to stop me stretching the tendons. Had to write my mock A levels with my left hand. Got quite good at it tbh. It's fine now.

Got a nosebleed on that after hitting the back of my mates head. Half an hour later I went in the mirror maze opposite and went straight through a plate glass window. Severed tendons in my hand and bled profusely from head wounds. Great days! 😂

Then they could just sub on a new keeper. Take off their most influential player would be my choice, or maybe the star striker/key defender. The options are multiple.