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Jacob Pigott

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I make messes and television, frequently at the same time. Words are mine, not those of any client. Unless they like them, and then they can borrow them because ma taught me to share… He/Him, here to help.

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Latest posts by jacobpigott.bsky.social on Bluesky

I feel like the venn diagram of Does Therapy and Believes In Rapture looks a lot like a 9-year-old drew boobies

23.09.2025 05:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They were primary drivers in the first place, so it makes sense…

22.09.2025 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But text info is end to end encrypted…

06.06.2025 14:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

God no- I was replying to someone else who replied to you, in regards to reclaiming slurs.

30.05.2025 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That last part: it’s just like racial slurs. If I’m not part of the marginalized group, it is impossible for me to reclaim a damn thing. There is no pass you get for being an ally…

30.05.2025 22:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tonally so very different, though. There is an air of satire to the Hiassen books that stuck with me, that I never noticed with Westlake I read (or Stark).
Also Westlake never wrote songs with Warren Zevon, so, you know…

06.05.2025 12:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, and?

14.03.2025 07:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bahahahah Brad was literally bouncing in his seat, it was amazing to watch… they al seemed to have a blast

10.03.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They are in the arena having fun.
You’re on blue sky being a downer.

I think they’re fine.

10.03.2025 01:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You also said repeatedly that there was no way they were fans, that they had to be paid or promoting something, implying that they are not fans.

10.03.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There would have been a graphic my dude…

10.03.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nope. She’s just on the comp list, like the other influencers and celebs there. If they aren’t doing bits like the Queen of the Ring people or the Gemstones, they are here as fans.

10.03.2025 01:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not a dime.

10.03.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brad Williams and Ron Funches are all there too!

10.03.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dear whomever decided to call the airport in Greensboro BOTH PTI and GSO:
I hope your socks are always wet. I wish nothing but orange juice were available to drink after you brush your teeth. In a perfect world, you get nothing but anxiety when you see a baby animal of any kind.
You Suck.

08.03.2025 15:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On the plus side, the people who die from measles won’t have to worry about the flu that is about to kick our asses because RFKjr just canceled the meeting to plan vaccines…

27.02.2025 22:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the laziest, lowest value way to steal content.
It would be like someone stealing music, but acting like they wrote it because they lip synced every 8th word or something…

25.02.2025 05:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tennessee is a very easy drive!

25.02.2025 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’ll be fine, sir. I promise. I’m on more planes annually than most extended families ;)

12.02.2025 06:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or your burps don’t smell *enough* like cat-butt.

Could go either way.

12.02.2025 01:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MiniDisc erasure runs rampant, I see…

25.01.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Calvin peeing is contrary to anything Bill Watterson would have wanted, and people selling the image is inappropriate and blatant piracy. Immediately judge anyone with a sticker harshly..

22.01.2025 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nowhere near as monstrous as the others, but honestly, probably more directly damaging to myself and my early relationships..

2/2

13.01.2025 21:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I started to go back and read some Xanth books, now that my brain had fully developed.

Piers Anthony stoked my love of puns, but also was a massive part of the casual misogyny that I’ve had to deprogram since.
1/2

13.01.2025 21:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I loved the Mallorean and Bellgariad when I was young, and that discovery ruined it all…

13.01.2025 20:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I got one from the Lehigh Valley Workshop. It’s nice, A+ do recommend.

08.01.2025 16:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Both get more interesting when they are smoked

08.01.2025 05:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THAT LEVEL OF WRONG IS TOO FAR AND SHALL NOT STAND

02.01.2025 04:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Almost started 2025 by putting my left shoe on first. Caught it in time, y’all are welcome.

01.01.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pshaw, that’s such a day-before-yesterday thing to do…

01.01.2025 07:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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