Sock Cop

Young love! In corn dog form.

They call them Cozy Dogs not corn dogs, but I feel like they’re more commonly referred to as corn dogs and I didn’t want to explain it as much as I have here.

This is what I want as a grave marker.

Everything I know about true love I learned from Corn Dogs.

@sockcop.rocks
"Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"

a box of cocoa pebbles sits on a table Alt: A scene from a Cocoa/Fruity Pepples Christmas commercial. Fred and Barney are enjoying a balanced breakfast of cereal and 6 different bowls of fruit. Also on the table are these amazing square glasses of milk

🎶Ho-ho-ho I'm hu-hu-hungry🎶

Smooches for youse!

🎶The best part of waking up
Is coffee in your @sockcop.rocks cuuuup!

It seems like everyone says Gorilla Glue instead of Super Glue now. Maybe because Gorilla is a funnier word than Super? Maybe to honor Harambe? Don't know why, just something I've noticed.

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

Boo, brother!

I've canceled all music services and just play my favorite songs on a kazoo

Whoa congrats!

I love it!

FOOLS!

Day One of not being visited by the ghost of Ozzy Osbourne. I'm sure he's quite busy.

You made it! Always good to see youse

What Does the Future Hold? Here are the answers! Maybe!

I have a new feature in my email gimmick. Horoscopes! Or, Sockstrology if you will. What does the future hold for you according to a sock? Find out!
sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-...

“Hey, you got a Reuben, on friggin white bread? Put your hands where I can see them.”

Hope your head feels better! Maybe the drywall symphony with soothe you

I'm on one of these! Lots of others are better than mine too!

same here

Lularoe, Lululemon, labubu. I don't know what any of these things are. I'm a lululoser.

You explained it better than I could! It's absolutely delightful

I don't say "I'm going to bed"
I say "I'm going back to bed" cause this ain't my first rodeo

Orange Cartoon Cat Not that one, the other one.

This Tuesday's newsletter features talk of Heathcliff.

open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/...

Twitch Twitch is the world

About to go LIVE with TheRustyPandaa! www.twitch.tv/therustypandaa

Everybody's Famous with that Ryan guy Everybody’s famous with that Ryan guy is an audio interview series with local/regional/wherever-they’re-from personalities. There might be a little bit of cursing. Each episode will contain a song. ...

Did I mention we are moving the show from YouTube to Bandcamp? The first 30 episodes are there now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUSE!!

Today seems like a great day to make a hand dragon

YouTube video by Aiden Slater Rugrats - Tommy Pickles and The Great White Thing (1990 Pilot Episode)

If you haven't seen the Rugrats pilot, you should.
It's so weird (in a good way) - directed by Peter Chung.

Too late!