Ross Sutherland

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Get more from Ross Sutherland on Patreon creating the podcast series, "Imaginary Advice"

Whole series costs £5 via my Patreon. All money goes to the upkeep of my audiofiction podcast Imaginart Advice
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My Patreon podcast UNTITLED HORROR SCREENPLAY has a bumper new episode today. I'm looking into The Living Dream: films in which dream-world & real world have become inextricably entangled

There's a long discussion of Jacob's Ladder, then in the second half I pitch a new movie idea in the same genre

Nightshade, the free tool that ‘poisons’ AI models, is now available for artists to use The tool's creators are seeking to make it so that AI model developers must pay artists to train on data from them that is uncorrupted.

And on the subject of #realartatters: AI poisoning tool NIGHTSHADE is now free for artists to use: venturebeat.com/ai/nightshad...

No Ending

Taken from the latest episode of my #audiofiction #podcast IMAGINARY ADVICE. Full ep "No Ending" available here: pca.st/vye8kvg6

YouTube video by Imaginary Advice A BALLAD

A BALLAD
A story written using only one vowel
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YouTube video by Imaginary Advice PIZZA ORDER

PIZZA ORDER.
A short drama.
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How to make an audio doc from soup to nuts - Radio Boot Camp Congratulations! Your pitch was greenlit by your favorite show! Your dream of making a longform narrative podcast or radio documentary is about to come

October 26th! I'm teaching another zoom class for @radiobootcamp.bsky.social. Walking through the whole process of making longform audio.

If you're interested in starting a career in podcasts, this is the place to learn a lot, quick. This class always sells out!

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Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way

Hey! Our piece #souvenirs is being broadcast on BBC Radio 4 tomorrow, 22 July at 4pm UK time (also available on the internet for a while thereafter), I’d love for you to listen! Especially if you enjoy tales of hurt feelings & petty revenge.

New episode of Imaginary Advice out today! Another anthology episode: two stories and an essay. It was originally called SHIP OF THESEUS but I've rewritten this thing so many times who knows what to call it anymore 🤡
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Predator is an almost-perfect film, failed only by the fact the predator never hunts by sampling/ replaying one of shane black's big pussy jokes

The Falling Tree logo designed by Ariana Martinez. A tree reaches its branches up towards the sky, casting a light green shadow onto the ground below. The text reads ‘falling tree’ in a soft pink against a dark forest green background

At the heart of what we do remains a belief in radio's imaginative possibilities - audio that can reconfigure the world around us & sink into our dreams.

Dip into our archive of nearly 900 audio docs here www.fallingtree.co.uk/our-archive/

Those Final Destination films always get under my skin & I think it's because I live in a small badly made house crammed with terribly made products & I 100% believe the deregulation/ enshittification of capitalism will eventually cross a threshold & turn my home into a rube goldberg murder machine

The irony is in order to get the reference you need to be old as fxck

BATTLE BAR FOR SALE

Known for my skill when I rap on these tracks /
You're over the Hill like you're Yakety Sax

Thanks so much for listening! :)

Final Reckoning, last scene: Ethan Hunt has been crucified. QUIET EVIL GUY: At last, we won. We killed movies and started world war three. Hang on- He removes Ethan's mask. Underneath, the face is his own. QUIET EVIL GUY: The fuq. Then who am I? Cut to: the real ETHAN, watching the scene through binoculars on a motorike. ETHAN: (smiles) Temporary dialogue to be redubbed later. FIN

I am available for hire and my rates are extremely reasonable

I'm extremely honoured that THEY WILL / THEY WONT is an Official selection of the Tribeca Festival 2025.

I will be in New York for the festival between June 10th-14th, trying to meet up with as many listeners / fellow audio-makers as possible :)

YouTube video by Imaginary Advice Extract: THEY WILL / THEY WON'T

Out now on the Imaginary Advice podcast: the first half of THEY WILL / THEY WON'T, an audio-fiction series I wrote in collaboration with @joedunthorne.bsky.social

Joe and I took turns writing chapters. Joe had to bring the two characters together. I had to break them apart
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Baby, just born: waah waah

New dads in 2007: I cant wait to show them the twist ending of Bioshock

That was fantastic. I'm so glad the Seal got the Keith David role

Maybe I'm just having a tough morning with my toddler but Pingu is a tragic character & I think we all failed him

Oh shit. Sorry I think I wrote that with my butt.

C.m3l5

The Minecraft/Chicken Jockey thing is nothing new. In the UK in the 90s, we all went to see The English Patient & when Ralph Fiennes said "a thing is still a thing no matter what you place in front of it" we all jumped up & started beating the shit out of each other, braying like sex-mad donkeys

Cover art for THEY WILL / THEY WON'T. A wedding invite spattered with black ink. Written by Joe Dunthorne and Ross Sutherland

Pleased to announce my new #audiofiction miniseries THEY WILL / THEY WON'T is an official selection at Tribeca this year.

Both parts will be hosted on my Imaginary Advice podcast. First part released May 12th. Then the concluding part comes out on Jun 9th, during the festival.

Thanks Rob! I don't have access to that side but I can help troubleshoot. So what currently happens when you log into Patreon (either browser or the app). Does it say if you're a patreon-supporter of IA? Or is it claiming you still don't support the show

112 Rule of Thirds Four new audio sketches from Ross Sutherland: a professional skateboarder reinvents God, a bystander sees something he shouldn't, a pizza order saves a life, a group of friends attend a photography cl

Is it a new podcast episode? Is it an experiment to determine the horrific effects of sleep deprivation upon the human brain?

Yes.

RULE OF THIRDS is out today: a collection of four short audio-fictions made by a man too tired to know how to end this sentence

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