Bartuś ✨😘

a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .

What are we looking at Matt

Been fed and spooned, very happy boy 👦🏻

Why’s everyone having babies fml noooo

Spent 5 fucking HOURSSSS traveling today. To fucking LIVERPOOL AND BACK. ITS NOT THAT FAR

Why can’t we have nice functioning trains 😭😭😭

Bulge.

But in Italy

Slowly building my army of gays through first traps

💦

Practice makes perfect xoxo

Hiking is all fun and games till you actually have to wake up early on a Saturday after a long fucking week

Showing your age 🙂‍↕️

As an ex veggie, hmu if you need advice

No comment

Biked as part of my work commute there and back everyday since pride

My body is broken but them buns better be boulders

Feeling very giddy

If I hear Chappell Roan playing one more fucking time I will be throwing punches

Having an out of body experience

(My body and soul disintegrating after this pride)

RIP hope the hangover isn’t too bad 😂

You seemed quite intoxicated 😂

Minimal effort pride outfit?

At least you weren’t butt naked

That still exists?

I got in last year fine with no wristband all weekend. You’ll be fine

Bite me

Hmu with your x priv though in the meantime 😮‍💨😶👀

No blue pill in sight

I need London friends so I can crash at theirs 💀😂

I say that’s kidnapping and you should seek legal advice

Headphones died 15 min into my 45min bus journey 🥲

💦💦💦