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I picked up all the fixings to make Chicago style hot dogs except forgot the veggie dogs. Is a Chicago dog without the dog just called a Chicago?

29.05.2025 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I did something super important: I wrote down the name for 'penis' in 25 different languages.

13.04.2025 06:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A natural 1 is a critical failure which is the opposite of good, and when rolling at advantage you get an extra roll and use the better of the two rolls, but I rolled ANOTHER 1 using a twenty sided die which is really hard to do!

30.03.2025 05:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just rolled a natural 1 on a D&D roll which I had advantage on. How is your day going?

30.03.2025 02:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I purchased a makeup brush. Don't judge me.

28.03.2025 20:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a wall and says `` no ... and you can 't make me '' . ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a wall and says `` no ... and you can 't make me '' .
17.03.2025 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a tuxedo and red cape holds a pair of scissors to his head ALT: a man in a tuxedo and red cape holds a pair of scissors to his head
15.03.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Took a stroll along the inner trails at Sharon Woods. It was nice and peaceful until this Canadian started giving me the stink eye!

14.03.2025 23:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That option should not exist.

11.03.2025 07:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Monty Python - Dead Parrot
YouTube video by Caio Badner Monty Python - Dead Parrot

My immediate thought:
youtu.be/4vuW6tQ0218?...

11.03.2025 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The best part about the time change is that I can start a walk after 6pm and still see the sun when I'm finished!

09.03.2025 23:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it weird to eat sardines and oyster crackers out of a bowl like cereal?

09.03.2025 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And that literally happened to me once.

09.03.2025 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We got this!

05.03.2025 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

omit 'not' 🙃

23.02.2025 09:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol, I assumed that wasn't the oringal song, but also didn't know you were not the one to edit it!

23.02.2025 08:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lol she was giving a polite smile at first, and then putting her hand over her mouth to hide a laugh! For the record I like the song...

23.02.2025 08:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can smell Jamie Lee Curtis' dissapointment.

23.02.2025 06:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You are an adequate you.

21.02.2025 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is it 5?

21.02.2025 12:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I could go along with this name change.

21.02.2025 02:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's thinking 'cat'.

12.02.2025 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oops, I've been touching exclusively green owls 😰

12.02.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Livestream ticket purchased!

10.02.2025 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did not watch the Superbowl. Now I'm swiping through multiple posts about how good or bad the half time show was, but not one mention of who won the game. As of writing this I still don't know.

10.02.2025 07:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How many copies did you buy?

03.02.2025 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want to start leaning towards using this first myself

26.01.2025 08:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate it.

26.01.2025 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I get it and feel your pain.

25.01.2025 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are you mad because Shane won't order you pizza?

25.01.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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