Well, it’s a step up. Used to be they would just shoot the poor guy and plant a gun on him or something.
28.08.2025 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@dm614.bsky.social
Cranky Ohio guy. I can’t pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend.
Well, it’s a step up. Used to be they would just shoot the poor guy and plant a gun on him or something.
28.08.2025 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t give them any ideas!
28.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will it make you sweat or go “Hmm”?
28.08.2025 12:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh totally. For example, have you heard of the African American Heritage Fest being held lately?
27.08.2025 14:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Twist up a fat spliff and wonder what the hell happened to MTV.
26.08.2025 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m surprised they didn’t just call it an “oopsie”
26.08.2025 17:21 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Malte Amundsen. Hope he isn’t a jerk irl.
25.08.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And got Ice-T to play a cop
25.08.2025 14:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They grow up too fast.
25.08.2025 12:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02nd grader here 😳
25.08.2025 12:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lulu
24.08.2025 10:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let me get my one friend from LA and one from KY and then that whole chunk can slide into the Gulf of Mexico.
23.08.2025 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is this parody?
23.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Columbus Air Show this weekend
23.08.2025 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Motorcycle or car?
23.08.2025 11:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… ICE trucks on fire off the shoulder of the Lincoln Memorial…”
22.08.2025 09:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kinda like how cops always are the ones who get cats out of trees.
21.08.2025 23:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Actually it’s more like “MMRMMPH BRRMPH MLPHRM” because Abbott is totally gargling trump’s balls.
21.08.2025 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Their profile/replies reads like a Trump apologist
21.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0…and a couch fucker.
21.08.2025 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feit light bulbs. I wanna say they work through WiFi and there’s an app to control them.
21.08.2025 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least the couch gets a reprieve from Li’l JD.
20.08.2025 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Does this walking potato ever shut the hell up?”
20.08.2025 15:37 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0But they should pitch in for a clown troupe and a mariachi band to show up.
20.08.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A boomer with a Jitterbug in Lower Sisterfuck, MS.
19.08.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks like v-tach.
17.08.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pitchforks time
15.08.2025 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some folks need to go chalk “FUCK TED CARTER” on every inch of sidewalk on campus. And off campus.
15.08.2025 13:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Esco
15.08.2025 13:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0