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@dm614.bsky.social

Cranky Ohio guy. I can’t pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend.

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Latest posts by dm614.bsky.social on Bluesky

Well, it’s a step up. Used to be they would just shoot the poor guy and plant a gun on him or something.

28.08.2025 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t give them any ideas!

28.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will it make you sweat or go “Hmm”?

28.08.2025 12:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh totally. For example, have you heard of the African American Heritage Fest being held lately?

27.08.2025 14:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Twist up a fat spliff and wonder what the hell happened to MTV.

26.08.2025 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m surprised they didn’t just call it an “oopsie”

26.08.2025 17:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Malte Amundsen. Hope he isn’t a jerk irl.

25.08.2025 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And got Ice-T to play a cop

25.08.2025 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They grow up too fast.

25.08.2025 12:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2nd grader here 😳

25.08.2025 12:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lulu

24.08.2025 10:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Let me get my one friend from LA and one from KY and then that whole chunk can slide into the Gulf of Mexico.

23.08.2025 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is this parody?

23.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Columbus Air Show this weekend

23.08.2025 20:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Motorcycle or car?

23.08.2025 11:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… ICE trucks on fire off the shoulder of the Lincoln Memorial…”

22.08.2025 09:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kinda like how cops always are the ones who get cats out of trees.

21.08.2025 23:28 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Actually it’s more like “MMRMMPH BRRMPH MLPHRM” because Abbott is totally gargling trump’s balls.

21.08.2025 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Their profile/replies reads like a Trump apologist

21.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

…and a couch fucker.

21.08.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feit light bulbs. I wanna say they work through WiFi and there’s an app to control them.

21.08.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least the couch gets a reprieve from Li’l JD.

20.08.2025 15:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Does this walking potato ever shut the hell up?”

20.08.2025 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

But they should pitch in for a clown troupe and a mariachi band to show up.

20.08.2025 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A boomer with a Jitterbug in Lower Sisterfuck, MS.

19.08.2025 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like v-tach.

17.08.2025 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pitchforks time

15.08.2025 13:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some folks need to go chalk “FUCK TED CARTER” on every inch of sidewalk on campus. And off campus.

15.08.2025 13:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Esco

15.08.2025 13:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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