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n s f w art of wei wuxian and lan wangji from mo dao zu shi. it is a historical a u with emperor wei wuxian and consort lan wangji. lan wangji is sitting on his bed in his robes and jewelry looking down at wei wuxian, also fully dressed, who is on his knees, with lan wangji's cock in his mouth, warming it, his emperor's crown on the ground with lan wangji's pants.

Prompt: wangxian cock warming with lwj's cock in wwx's mouth. For @epistemology.bsky.social for the @wangxianaction.bsky.social

I went a little overboard and made it emperor wwx and consort lwj. sometimes the court is too annoying for one emperor to handle and he needs a destressor

#MDZS #Wangxian

fan illustration of wei wuxian and lan wangji from mo dao zu shi. the scene is from the xuanwu of slaughter but reimagined as the post from user orion @ sweet dove. wei wuxian is laying on his back shirtless and injured saying "i... i hope you continue to look at me with this much love in your eyes in our next lives" lan wangji pushes himself on his arms from laying on the ground next to him and responds loudly "I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!!!!" the final scene is of both characters, lan wangji sitting up yelling, while wei wuxian has his eyes closed and arms over his chest and is thinking "just like that"

wangxian.mp3

#MDZS #Wangxian

A white sheet cake decorated with blue icing flowers with green leaves. In the center there is a message written messily in the same blue icing: "sorry I was late to your class everyday"

WWX giving this to LQR at the end of the year

I may be facing a move soon. Just thinking about moving all my books is daunting.

I also missed a lot of fic update notifications so I have a lot of stuff to read now 🤭

Friends.

I just realized that there has been an issue with my AO3 mails for *months*.

I only get like 10% of them in my main inbox, so for a long time I didn't seen so many beautiful comments 😭

Thank you for all your comments 🥰

fan illustration of lan wangji from mo dao zu shi. this is based on chapter 4 of the fan fiction "love, in fire and blood" by cicer on a o 3. he is sitting on a stool wearing dark blue robes embroidered with white lotuses. he is wearing a jade catfish pendant around his neck and staring at his jade bangles around his wrists. in his hair is his forehead ribbon and the lotus pin from wei wuxian.

"Bright, seasonal colors were exceedingly uncommon.
He was no longer in Cloud Recesses, though. And summer had not yet ended."

Just admit ur a fashionista, Lan Wangji 😩

Ch4 of "love, in fire and blood" by cicer

#MDZS #LanWangji #commissions

wwx waking up earlier than lwj so the moment lwj's breathing changes at precisely 5am wwx can gently sweep lwj's hair from his temple and plant a soft kiss there

then, at lwj's surprised sigh, wwx smiles, drops another playful kiss under his ear and says: happy birthday, er-gege

weiwuxhan and little apple

Little apple

Me, having a thousand tabs open, being upset when I can't find one of them easily: 🤬

digital drawing of foxxian and noodleji. foxxian is standing with his tail held high and a stupid look on his face -he's drunk on birthday cake- and noodleji is taped to his side and menacingly yelling "shufu you'll not separate us!" both are wearing colorful birthday hats

heard it's lan zhan's bday!!!

everyone had a blast at his party early in the day but noodleji doesn't want to be separated from his foxxian when the time comes for his friend to go home! so what does he do? tapes himself to foxxian in protest

for opajee!

#mdzs #BRart

I keep thinking of modern A-Yuan having a bug phase and always asking to go check the bug books to identify the ones he finds in the garden.

Meanwhile single Dadji: 😬

When WWX enters the picture and starts taking care of Bug Time, LWJ decides to propose.

Ok but in my mind the music is Careless Whisper lol 😂

Or maybe Mianmian is a trans woman and volunteers to give them lots of babies and the three end up deeply in love with each other and live a long, happy, horny life together.

You decide.

They do have Jin Ling.

Maybe with a secret cultivation ritual that WWX develops (which eventually even helps *him* get a child with LWJ, why not?)

In this scenario WWX and JZX end up as reluctant besties once WWX gets to know the truth of it all.

And so they marry and live happy together forever because in this universe the rest of the story is happy.

Something something JGS dies and JZX doesn't have to keep up with the lie and everything is lovely.

Because I say so.

But JYL is like "Well, I would be happy to call you wife too, if you still want to marry me"

And JZX is like 😳

JZX never wanted to hurt her and always considered her a beautiful, strong, righteous woman. She would have been happy to call JYL wife, if her circumstances had been different, if she had been born a man.

Maybe they can be friends after this?

So the engagement is temporarily broken and after the war ends, JZX eventually reconnects with JYL and understands her character better. She realizes that JYL would never reveal her secret to others.

So she confesses, if only to make JYL understand that it was never about her.

And what of JYL's hopes and dreams? Surely she wants a husband, a real husband and all of what that entails.

She deserves happiness.

JZX doesn't want to be the cause of someone as special as JYL ending up living in a web of lies and secrets.

JZX may even be in love with her intended, but the fear is stronger. It takes her a long while to admit her feelings and open up enough to risk telling JYL the truth, hoping she will not reject and ruin JZX because of it.

There is so much at stake, not only JZX's heart is in danger.

But JZX is not so sure. She's terrified of disclosing her most closely guarded secret.

Even if JYL seems like a kind, understanding person, who is to say she won't react negatively to the news that her arranged husband is not what 'he' appeared to be?

When it comes to the engagement Madam Jin and YZY agreed upon even before their children were born, Madam Jin decides to keep it up because she has seen JYL grow and knows she is a soft, kind person.

Surely they can come to an agreement of silence when the time comes.

Their tactic is to make JZX pretend to be super snobbish and bitchy, thus not letting anyone close enough to discover the secret. Only JZX's closest friend (Mianmian) and Madam Jin's most trusted servants know the truth of it.

JGS never cared enough, never looked closely enough, to notice the truth

Maybe Madam Jin realized when her child was born that as a girl she would be eaten alive amongst the Jin, not only politically.

So she raised the kid as a boy and 'he' eventually grows into a fine Young Master, but JZX also likes being feminine sometimes (but only ever in secret).

Thinking of an AU where Jin Zixuan is so reluctant about the engagement to JYL because she's actually a woman but was raised as a man due to the Jin sect intrigues. Her life is full of secrecy and lies, and she doesn't know how JYL will react to the news.

digital drawing of noodleji dancing (wiggling) on top of a pink, read and white slice of cake that that says " I ❤ you" noodleji looks like a worm getting out of an apple (though it's cake) and moves left and right with his eyes closed and arms up. behind him thre are musical notes drawn, sparkles and flowers.

it is not yet valentine's day but noodleji is already practicing his seductive moves

"I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right"

#mdzs #BRart

@anubis.dimitri ( Javier Otero) on Instagram: "Los vecinos que pensarán?" 112K likes, 1,801 comments - anubis.dimitri on November 4, 2025: "Los vecinos que pensarán?".

This is the video btw

www.instagram.com/reel/DQpqRX2...

Saw a video of a man hearing his corvid imitate some raunchy moaning and blush-laughing about it, and now I'm thinking of WWX's crows embarrassing him by mimicking his and LWJ's bedroom noises at the most inopportune moments.

Oh wow, I didn't notice that I have over 200 followers on here now!

Hello everyone, I know I'm not very active but maybe we can cook something fun one of these days.

Remember the mini threads inspired by random prompts we did some time back? Maybe we can do that again.