sarah

i’m aware it didn’t actually do anything but it felt like it did y’know

most of the time i’m okay dealing with my mom dying but then i get sick and i just wanna call her and hear her say oh yeah i’ve dealt with that before make sure you drink lots of water and rest i hope you feel better

hear me out

zuck: the average american has three friends

y’all mind if i start writing fanfic that’s deeply self indulgent again i’m going through somethin

“100 British people vs. 100 Americans” y’all one Walmart floor worker, any Waffle House employee, a DMV agent, a drunk Eagles fan, and a hot Cheetos Cookie Monster pajama pants girl could take 100 British people without breaking a sweat

i do genuinely miss going to the movies. my 9-5 doesn’t understand the joy of being in a theater alone on a random tuesday with a giant bucket of popcorn.

i wonder what it’s like to have normal responses to things

my boss: just wanted to go over some stuff and make sure you understand why we do things this way - humans are humans and mistakes happen! it’s no big deal.
me: ok. that’s nice. anyway i have to go kms.

“mid-size” shut up. shut UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. YOU’RE JUST A SIZE 10/12. SHUT UP.

New poster for ‘FEAR STREET: PROM QUEEN’

Releasing May 23 on Netflix.

(Source: FANGORIA)

Mexican corn on the cob with mayonnaise and hot sauce on a stick, also known as elote. A brown bird is perched on the stick, beak open, taking a bite of the corn.

A grackle eating elote on 116th St this afternoon.

kinda feel like i’m going insane because the last time i was in mourning over a fictional character to this degree was like over ten years ago

“I Love TikTok” — Molloy, probably.

— #iwtv #modernvampiretalks

A SKELTON IN 1517 NAILS JUST 1 FUCKEN THESES TO DA DOOR OF DA CHURCH AND IT SAYS : "THE DRIVE TO WORK SOULD BE PART OF YOUR HOURLY WAGE" AND THERE RIGHT!!!! THERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!! DA COST OF TRANSPORT AND LUNCH AND "WORK CLOTHES" ARE BORNE BY DA WORKER AT A SIGNIFICANT COST OF TIME AND MONEY COMPARED TO THERE WAGES! NO ONE WOULD BUY THESE NASTY A$$ BROWN PANTS TO WEAR IN THERE NORMAL LIFE! NO ONE WOULD EAT SUB WAY IF THEY HAD NO ALBATROSS ROUND THERE NECK! DA TENTICLES OF CAPITAL FIND THERE WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF OUR LIFES AND IF YOUR ON CALL AND YOU DONT PICK UP THE PHONE QUICK ENOUGH THEY GET MAD! THEN DONT PUT ME ON CALL MOTHER FUCKER!!!! HIRE MORE EMPLOYEES DONT MAKE ME ANSWER DA PHONE WHEN IM IN DA FUCKEN SHOWER,,, I HAVE MORE TO SAY ON THIS BUT I CAN NOT VIOLATE TERMS OF SERVICE AND YA ALWAY'S GOTTA LEAVE A LITTLE FOR NEXT TIME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

IM RIGHT!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

Ryan Coogler says a ‘X-FILES’ reboot will be his next project.

“I’m fired up to get back to it, and that, you know, some of those episodes, if we do our jobs right, will be really fucking scary”

(Source: youtu.be/Cy8cj17h3Xs?...)

i’m seated. it isn’t 2026 yet but i’m simply too seated.

🤭🤭🤭

in the end i’m just a girl ok

teeheeing over joel miller edits as if i’m not a whole lesbian

i mean it's one five-minute task, michael. how long could it take to get started on it, ten days?

lesbians and their emotional support cat

this is still so unserious he literally killed JFK

not all cape-wearers are heroes some of them are mysterious curmudgeons with half a face who are mad about the opera

just remembered when mulder said “you’ve kept me honest. you made me a whole person. i owe you everything, scully, and you owe me nothing.”

"How long could you talk about Taylor Swift?"

Me:

the thing no one tells you about grief is that sometimes you have a whole day where you just kinda sit around in a daze and then when you finally come back to yourself after thinking about the person you lost you go “oh i guess i have to make dinner now”

I'm seeing a lot of cynical reactions to this move from Cory Booker. And I get it!! But performative opposition is a necessary part of effective opposition from the minority. Not sufficient, but necessary. And our electeds need to know we notice when they do well and not just when they do poorly.