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Assistant Prof USC. rebels|orgs|stats|food|tweed|neurodivergence. Patti LuPone once threw a full martini on me at the end of a show. (they/them)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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things I didn’t have on my 2025 bingo card:
(1) rooting for Harvard
(2) rooting for the current peer review process.

28.05.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We truly aren’t talking enough about how scary this is

11.04.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow, three stories about the stock market in a row

07.04.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NIH scientists have a cancer breakthrough. Layoffs are delaying it. A big step forward in cancer therapy has been slowed by layoffs and new restrictions at the National Institutes of Health, where it was developed.

I would be making a big deal out of this if I were an elected Democrat

07.04.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4110    πŸ” 1574    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 118

I pressed β€œquote repost,” but I find myself speechless.

04.04.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fun new euphemism for β€œpenguins”

04.04.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but what if we start referring to (a lot of) cosmetic surgery as β€œgender affirming care”…?

23.03.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sage Journals: Discover world-class research Subscription and open access journals from Sage, the world's leading independent academic publisher.

Check out my latest article, "Repurposing Rebellion" online at @ejir.bsky.social. In it, I leverage tools from organizational sociology to model the different pathways militant groups take to transform into successful political parties.
journals.sagepub.com/share/II848K...

17.03.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He voted for Trump. Now his wife sits in an ICE detention center. ICE's deportation actions signal that anyone who isn't a US citizen is 'at risk – period,' immigration attorney says.

The leopards are getting indigestion

www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

16.03.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been listening to @kairyssdal.bsky.social report on the economy since the 2008 recession. This hit really hard.

14.03.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NH’s new ID requirements send some would-be voters home to grab passports, birth certificates The law requires all new voters to show proof of their U.S. citizenship. For some, that meant making multiple trips to and from the polls before finally casting a ballot on Tuesday.

As predicted, women in New Hampshire had a hard time voting yesterday because of the new proof of citizenship law:

β€œIt doesn’t have my married name on it,” she said. Town voting officials then sent her away a second time, to get her marriage certificate.

www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...

13.03.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11805    πŸ” 6584    πŸ’¬ 496    πŸ“Œ 1091

James Scott AF

24.02.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm, do you think that maybe it was a bad idea for universities to not support students protesting last year? Would be sort of nice to have some of that energy now.

01.02.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1031    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
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James Scott AF

27.01.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It does. But the dad joke is no less bad 🀣

26.01.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜’β˜ οΈ

26.01.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why did I just get a targeted ad for a biblically accurate cardigan?

26.01.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Same. ☠️.

25.01.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m wheezing

02.01.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re less than one day into 2025 and the perfect metaphor has already dropped.

01.01.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

Ugh we just did the same. Blackboard is horrible. Brightspace is somehow worse. It’s just blackboard with LaCroix vibes and less functionality

01.01.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I cook steak β€” low and slow in the oven, rest, and it dries the skin perfectly to get an amazing sear to finish it off.

28.12.2024 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined

25.12.2024 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3402    πŸ” 334    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 13

Did you… post wordle spoilers on the day of the puzzle? I thought we sorted wordle etiquette in 2020. I’m stuck home with covid and this was all I had to live for tonight. Where is cancel culture when we need it.

25.12.2024 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you start writing a substantive paper, but end up with a method paper.

15.11.2023 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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They were right. Once you let us change our pronouns, anything will be able to identify as anything.

03.11.2023 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, I've cracked and used the invite code that's been languishing for two months. Hello, world.

02.11.2023 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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