Hunter Pearson

Fun has officially been cancelled. We had a good run.

It is time.

Yay! They’re finally going to fix my PSSR!

Finally getting around to watching a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and this is great! I’m two episodes in and I’m going to think of it as a Medieval Times origin story until it stops being that.

It’s brutal. 20ish years ago I’d be in a line right now waiting for GTA San Andreas to come out. And I’d play it all night. I’m so insanely excited for RE9, but I chaperoned a 4th grade field trip to the history museum this morning. I’m not going to make it.

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That would be amazing! There could be a mini game where you have to dodge incoming spit from the manager yelling at you.

I can’t think of any games that can top it as a 3D experience. That opening London bar fight was like looking through a window at an actual bar fight. I wonder if I’ll ever play it that way again? They should remake some of those using PSVR2. Doubt it would be super hard.

But will it pickup the “go fuck yourself” that follows “please”

It was an obvious passing fad, but playing Uncharted 3 on a 3D television was a fantastic experience. I sold that TV long ago, but I wish there was a way to go back and experience the game that way again.

Don’t even tell him he can go check it. Ask where he would go to check. Then use his own source to prove him wrong. I’m so tired of “we’re out of time” segments. Our national media is so broken, and they know it.

This is actually a decent point. If I had to guess, nobody with any artistic talent wants anything to do with him? Or they are so scared of anybody seeing it in its natural state, they won’t let anybody he doesn’t trust do it?

Can we please be done with Ai? My kids just wanted some NFL trivia. If I make a good NFL trivia myself and upload it to YouTube it will get something like 7 views.

Some of the best games ever made have the worst representations of night. Who decided “daytime but blue” was a good idea. Give me Dragon’s Dogma 2 night.

I have a ton of Skylanders if you ever need any. My kids loved them but they are just sitting in bags now. A number of Giants specifically. And portals.

Got my hands on a pretty hard to get Imperial IPA. Might have to wait for RE9 night to crack these open.

A bruise would look better than that shit colored makeup they slather all over it.

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I’d rather stick my nipples in a waffle iron than watch that psychopath lie to us for hours tonight. Godspeed to those who suffer through it. Maybe I’ll just watch The State instead. That’s close enough right?

For all those still holding onto hope that god exists. I’ve got bad news.

I have two kids who are great at baseball, ages 10 and 11. I got talked into having them join a travel team. That was a mistake. This is a warning. Travel baseball is a racket.

A massive congratulations to all the giant corporations who won’t share any of the money they’ll receive with the people who actually paid for it and wont lower their prices for reasons.

The Sale of Indulgences 2026

Thanks Brian. He fell asleep at the wheel and flipped his delivery truck. He had been in a coma for about a month and just never recovered.

One of my best friends died today. He’s been my friend for over 25 years. I’m completely gutted. Never felt such a void in my life before.

I deleted and have no intention of ever going back. I can’t think of a more mentally unhealthy place on the internet.

Finished Cairn. What an amazing game! My early GOTY. We just don’t often get games that feel so completely original. I’m gonna see how high I can get at free solo difficulty now.

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Republicans and straightforward questions…

In the two man bobsled it’s the drivers job to steer and not fart.