🌮 Adam Wickliffe

I like music.

Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.

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(Hands me a Tic Tac)

You’re welcome!

Narrator, too late apparently: Thank you…

H: What are the seasons?

Me: Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. Sometimes Fall is known as Autumn. You have an Autumn in your class.

H: Is Summer also a name?

Me: Yes. Do you know a Summer?

H: No, I only know Fall.

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Siri, is Bob Dylan older than a tree?

Siri: "Here's what I found on the web for Bob Dylan tree"

Parks And Recreation Andy GIF ALT: Parks And Recreation Andy GIF

If you put hot pepper up my nose, I can sneeze my tooth out.

(On solutions to a loose tooth) 🦷

Trump fires labor statistics chief hours after data showed jobs growth slowed — Guardian US US president accused of ‘firing the messenger’ as he makes claims without evidence about Erika McEntarfer

When I was in middle school, I got a D in Algebra I. Never did I think that firing the teacher was an option being I didn't like the results of my work.

A missed opportunity.

apple.news/Ao78qyFS3QBa...

And? I always request not only a big piece, but the corner piece.

Who’s with me?

Everything is fine

North Carolina would like to have a word with Tennessee #AppleMaps

And now we know why…

apple.news/A3o_MLmPfST6...

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PHOTOS OF TRUMP AND EPSTEIN TOGETHER?

(Written in all caps because I know my audience)

Congress rolls back $9 billion in public media funding and foreign aid The House approved a Trump administration plan to rescind $9 billion in previously allocated funds, including $1.1 billion for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

1. I will definitely be increasing my monthly donation to my local public radio station.
2. Fuck Trump.
3. Fuck Republicans.

@npr.org #SouthCarolina
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And I always thought MAGA's entire obsession with Epstein was stupid and a distraction, but this "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" business makes me wonder if something is actually there.

The more #Trump talks about #Epstein, the more convinced _he_ is actually on some list and connected in a criminal way.

This is like the robber visiting the scene of the crime afterwards...

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When I grow up, I want a motorcycle for Christmas.

Narrator: Who’s going to bring it?

Santa.

Narrator: Who’s going to pay Santa for it?

No one he has $1 billion.

Will you give Santa five dollars for his monies though? He needs it.

A chihuahua mix

Internet: My chihuahua smells like cumin and I do not know why

Please investigate and report

They Were Every Student’s Worst Nightmare. Now Blue Books Are Back. Cheating with ChatGPT has become a huge problem for colleges. The solution is painfully old-school.

Oh goody…look who’s back

Narrator: The network did not, in fact, exist.

A gold star is a gold star, TSA. Don’t be difficult here…

TL;DR;

There is no taking sides here.

Trump is a mentally-challenged, psychopathic narcissist who doesn't care about you or anyone else--his personal enrichment and worship is paramount.

/3

Musk was a dipshit pretend "genius" who was wrecking our country by manipulating a former television personality who has become a caricature of a fraudulent president.

2/

Let's make this incredibly clear as these two divas fight...both are evil. They are both the bad guys. There is no, "I'm on X's side." Both are against you.

1/

Remember these things? Mine still boots. #eeePC #netbook

For someone who chooses who is in the press pool, this is fantastic

Trump Attacks Walmart for Tariff-Related Price Increases — The Wall Street Journal Retailer’s CEO last month was among a small group of executives who warned the president that tariffs would result in price hikes

He’s starting to panic people will notice he’s totally fucked the economy … apple.news/AThEsKL_JQF2...

a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest . ALT: a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest .

After falling and skinning his knee..

I think I need a wheelchair!

a golf cart is driving down a green grassy hill . ALT: a golf cart is driving down a green grassy hill .

If I had all the money in the world, I’d buy something big

Like a golf cart

The rest of the world is Star Wars…

And we are Spaceballs.

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We eat chickens?

Narrator: “Yes, Henry we eat chicken nuggets all the time and go to Chick-fil-A every Saturday. You eat chickens.”

Gross.

Narrator: “What do you think is in chicken nuggets?”

Acorns.