Rob 🎮🧟‍♂️⚛️

Me still having to do my taxes: 🥺🥺🥺

Warm butt

Big same 💯

If you see this, quote post with your sexiest selfie.

Stunning 💅💯

It's a me

Cetra have two bellybuttons. It's totally canon!

FIGHTing tummy aches CLUB

I'm not just a founding member, I'm also a client... 🤢🤢

Check out the hilt on that one

The hottest love is the kind where you can't go to work the next day 😅

I'll gove ya a deal. Just drink the water and take the meds and we can call it even. 🤝

You're stuck in the last movie you watched... (Answer with a GIF)

No u

Not only that, but being able to criticize/joke about the media you like, is the truest form of fandom.

aww so handsome!

Should I just give up on trying to sleep tonight? I'm wasting a lot of perfectly good video game hours.

🖐

Skip it :3

Picture of a woman holding a martini. She kind of a has a dead look in her eyes like her strength has been sucked from her body and she’s just tryna make it through

When someone accuses you of being argumentative but you’re just autistic and need clarification

Should I use the mousepad picture, or did you wanna send me something new?

Old man Rob: I should really get myself some nicer pillows 🧓☠️

Amazing how 35 degrees feels like spring rn

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She's not Werth it dude.

Meep

She sings the song of my people

Life.... dreams.... capitalism. Where did they come from and where are they headed?

Why does Godzilla ever walk when he could just do this?