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Slightly diminish a band:

Moron Five

Remember, the media runs on attention.

They look at data.

So go to every media website.
Search for Epstein.
Click.

That's how we keep this going. That's how we keep the pressure on.

If the Epstein coverage gets attention, they’ll keep it up. If not, they will move on.

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And all of a sudden she just won’t have to return to prison. Just a quiet little pardon. Like a fart in church.

Go to JFK if you want to be funneled into a cramped and crowded hellscape while TSA agents and airport workers stand on chairs to hurl insults at you.

Sublime. Like Dante’s Inferno.

Lovely how the ‘holier than though’ Christian Right embrace a brat who has named himself Big Balls.

The meek aren’t inheriting shit. Just sayin’.

Lovely how the ‘holier than though’ Christian Right embrace a brat who has named himself Big Balls.

The meek aren’t inheriting shit. Just sayin’.

Because he has no Honor.

Because who doesn’t want a sexual predator back out on the streets?! WTF

A Juicy Lucy where the inner core is a Chernobyl level of heat.

#Minneapolis

My sister is a tour guide and sends me videos all summer of her walking, without a care in the world, along the National Mall.
I obviously need to stage an intervention.

Fixed it.

*track

He spelled Crack wrong.

This is who runs this account:

a woman in a black dress is saying dreadful in a room . ALT: a woman in a black dress is saying dreadful in a room .

Wait until he hears about the neighborhood teen who flies down my street on his *gasp* electric bicycle.

We salute you Sandwich Luigi. 🫡

My new favorite superhero doesn’t wear a cape. He wears a pressed, pink eyelet shirt and carries a large sub.

My new favorite superhero doesn’t wear a cape. He wears a pressed, pink eyelet shirt and carries a large sub.

I can work this into my routine. How about you?

a woman wearing a top hat is being asked if she 's mad ALT: a woman wearing a top hat is being asked if she 's mad

😂

Of all the people you would think would be mainlining Ozempic it would be that vain Orange Turd.
What prescription is he taking that would prohibit him from injecting the Big O?

sure would be terrible if people flooded this hotline

This isn’t justice.

I don’t know if there is a word to describe this.

The only difference between the drug addicts in the White House and the drug addicts lying on a park bench is money.

Let that sink in.

The only difference between the drug addicts in the White House and the drug addicts lying on a park bench is money.

Let that sink in.

Oh good, at least someone isn’t ignoring that this happened — as the Sunday shows and press corps say nothing.

Felt like we were losing our minds.

No violence.

Spoiler Alert: This is the plot of Cabaret.

#Broadway