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@marattacks.bsky.social

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆPan/Poly/White/Cis, πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈTrans Ally, BLM, fan of NYM/NYJ/NYI/NYK/NYL/BCEagles/RollTide/Hotspur/Pro Wrestling/Schadenfreude

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Hell, the team I love's TV broadcaster has hired an abuser for the team's studio coverage 🀬, Mets & J**e R*y*s πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž

05.08.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had me, 1st half, not lie

05.08.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, I was scrolling quickly and misread the last word of your post.
Like, by a lot!
Anyway, my bad, and Let's Go Mets! πŸ§‘πŸ’™

03.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is laughing with the words `` what a loser '' above him . Alt: a man is laughing with the words `` what a loser '' above him .

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03.08.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words i accept above her Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with the words i accept above her

πŸ§‘πŸ’™

03.08.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎼It's so fun
We're so good at selling lies
We look so good
And we never even try

03.08.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Heung-Min Son announces he is leaving Tottenham Football Club

Heung-Min Son announces he is leaving Tottenham Football Club

It was an honor and a privilege to support this man for a decade. And while I hate to see him leave, I wish him great health, success, and life long happiness in Los Angeles and anywhere else he chooses to play. Good bye, Captain, you'll forever be our Sonny! πŸ€πŸ‡°πŸ‡·
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😭😭😭😭😭

03.08.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Mets fan, I have enjoyed watching him as an Oriole, and he seems like he'll be a very good fit in Queens, promise we'll do right by Cedric! πŸ–€πŸ§‘βž‘οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’™

01.08.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a happy birthday card with a bunch of cartoon characters Alt: a happy birthday feliz cumpleaΓ±os card with a bunch of cartoon characters

Feliz CumpleaΓ±os, Licenciada!

01.08.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a beauty!!! 😍

01.08.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, tell him "Welcome to the Family." I promise we'll do right by Ced for him!
πŸ™πŸ–€πŸ§‘βž‘οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’™

01.08.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are sitting at a news desk with the words `` go us '' written in front of them . Alt: Amy and Seth at the Weekend Update exchanging a Hi Five and "Go Us!!" appearing as a chyron.
01.08.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean... can't be worse than this.

01.08.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The "Sickos" cartoon from The Onion

The "Sickos" cartoon from The Onion

We can all agree that watching this game has to be from outside, through a window...

01.08.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chris Tucker as "Ruby Rhod" from "The Fifth Element"

Chris Tucker as "Ruby Rhod" from "The Fifth Element"

I have seen the future.

01.08.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words malone wealth in the corner Alt: Kevin from "The Office" laughing
01.08.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They were still pissed he asked for Sunday off to see his old man get into the HoF.

31.07.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a red background with a blue splash and the word splat Alt: a red background with a blue splash and the word splat

Oh, don't do that!

31.07.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting in a chair covering his face with his hand while a pile of snow is on the floor . Alt: a man is sitting in a chair covering his face with his hand while a pile of "snow" is on the floor .

Me since I saw my beloved Mets got Rogers and Helsley and all the madness since!

31.07.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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31.07.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This!!!!

31.07.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a palm tree shirt is taking a picture of three men in tuxedos in front of a cemetery Alt: a man in a palm tree shirt is taking a picture of three men in tuxedos dancing on a grave
31.07.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says " but wait there 's more " in front of a shelf Alt: Shawn Wayans says "but wait there 's more" from "Scary Movie"

And now Helsley... πŸ§‘πŸ’™

31.07.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe, she's been MAGA preceding this jeans thing. so why shouldn't Dems be telling her to fuck off?
Are we, as guys, so stupidly protective of hot blondes that they always get a pass?

31.07.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely believe the worst about that fucking guy, but I refuse to believe he would willingly climb stairs to kill somebody. C'mon people! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

31.07.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a kitten standing on its hind legs on a carpet Alt: a kitten standing on its hind legs on a carpet and saluting
31.07.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And still not bringing back Super Astros! 🀬

30.07.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friends of K, Friends of K

30.07.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This!!!

30.07.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€“ Thank you, it's always great to learn I gave somebody's a laugh. πŸ™

30.07.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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