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If #thesimpsons is correct lisa will be president next. I'm holding out for that

11.02.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

10.02.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 44460    πŸ” 7202    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 162
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Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NYβ€”Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. β€œIt looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, andβ€”oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. β€œOof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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10.02.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8900    πŸ” 1039    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 58

β€œWhy don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

β€” Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

10.02.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 58805    πŸ” 3260    πŸ’¬ 1034    πŸ“Œ 127

Here me out. A black centric horror movie with a killer clown monster called "Boo Boo the Fool"

29.01.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not Consumption making a comeback in Kansas

29.01.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 2016 new years resolution was to stop hexing ppl. I've been politically paying the price ever since

21.01.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who made this 🀣

21.01.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 57301    πŸ” 11296    πŸ’¬ 694    πŸ“Œ 310

Me watch SpaceX ship explode: "Until you do right by me, everything you think about is gonna crumble"

17.01.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How drunk did you get?

13.01.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's us against the problem, not you against me" just putting this here for later

13.01.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Be your own trap queen"
Words to live by going into 2025

27.12.2024 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that samantha mumba is having a mini revival, while all of the UK is shocked that the USA doesn't know who robbie Williams is

27.12.2024 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well since you asked... no.

17.12.2024 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with red hair is talking to someone and saying `` that 's what friends are for '' . ALT: a woman with red hair is talking to someone and saying `` that 's what friends are for '' .
12.12.2024 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adjust your settings lol

09.12.2024 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You remind me

07.12.2024 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"30% tariff on all goods from the night market"

And

"Mermaids aren't real maids"

04.12.2024 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.12.2024 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried making green been Casarol for the first time. Tired out great

02.12.2024 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.

01.12.2024 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8112    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 324    πŸ“Œ 56

Anthony Mackie wearing a gordan gartrel is peak

22.11.2024 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pixel art apple with the words i just wanna play stardew valley ALT: a pixel art apple with the words i just wanna play stardew valley

Being at work just makes me want to play Stardew Valley

20.11.2024 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alex cross on Prime was really good. The ACAB was a lot (no too much) but I expected that from a show about a blk detective in DC. Great acting and story

20.11.2024 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not my on zillow, cheating on my house

19.11.2024 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A day in the life of Prometheus

18.11.2024 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6747    πŸ” 495    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 19
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β€œWe can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

18.11.2024 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 22248    πŸ” 3526    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 168

I swear some of these ppl are so dense, thier attracting satellites

19.11.2024 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is breakfast for dinner so good?

17.11.2024 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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