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If #thesimpsons is correct lisa will be president next. I'm holding out for that

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Here me out. A black centric horror movie with a killer clown monster called "Boo Boo the Fool"

Not Consumption making a comeback in Kansas

My 2016 new years resolution was to stop hexing ppl. I've been politically paying the price ever since

Who made this 🤣

Me watch SpaceX ship explode: "Until you do right by me, everything you think about is gonna crumble"

How drunk did you get?

"It's us against the problem, not you against me" just putting this here for later

"Be your own trap queen"
Words to live by going into 2025

I love that samantha mumba is having a mini revival, while all of the UK is shocked that the USA doesn't know who robbie Williams is

Well since you asked... no.

Adjust your settings lol

You remind me

"30% tariff on all goods from the night market"

And

"Mermaids aren't real maids"

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Tried making green been Casarol for the first time. Tired out great

Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.

Anthony Mackie wearing a gordan gartrel is peak

a pixel art apple with the words i just wanna play stardew valley ALT: a pixel art apple with the words i just wanna play stardew valley

Being at work just makes me want to play Stardew Valley

Alex cross on Prime was really good. The ACAB was a lot (no too much) but I expected that from a show about a blk detective in DC. Great acting and story

Not my on zillow, cheating on my house

A day in the life of Prometheus

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

I swear some of these ppl are so dense, thier attracting satellites

Why is breakfast for dinner so good?