king shit of cat mountain

zohran high school host club

"I'm going to cry tears of piss out of my penis" cool thanks miscu I love you but now I gotta hit you with a rock until you forget how to string those words together again

lee is for the himbles of the world, it's okay

nodding sagely

which one

happy birthday!!! sending you a complimentary sword in the mail.

god

damn it

smiling at the litter of puppies my war dogs just had and saying 'ohhhh you're going to be soap when you get older' in a singsong voice

smiling at the litter of puppies my war dogs just had and saying 'ohhhh you're going to be soap when you get older' in a singsong voice

tis the season, i guess

I'm so sorry but I gotta post this, it's up there with the Midna and Vaporeon copypastas

(learning about boners) wait this goes hard actually

Baseball game was six hours with deflating payoff. Made me yearn for T4T sex

in case people ever think i'm exaggerating when i talk about my wretched step-son's temper

angry mr incredible

When she wants to be “Friends With Benefits” but the “Benefits” is just having Sex every so often (I really needed Dental)

truest

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

Fox woman laying in a chair and listening to music in a sun beam

Listening & reflecting. #fox #furry

Old lady: Oh, won't someone please help me?
Kiryu: What do you need?
Old lady: My cat's stuck on top of a tree...
Kiryu: That's no problem. I'll help.
Old lady: Thank you... It's right over there \*points over at the World Tree, Yggdrasil*
Kiryu: ah. well, a promise is a promise,

🎃 Sprocket’s Halloween Highlights Day 18: BE KIND, MY NEIGHBOR by Yugo Limbo @yugsly.bsky.social🩸🧵
Baths, USA 1973. A small town with a dark secret. Traveling musician Wegg rolls in, but when he meets Mr. Neighbor, the disarmingly sweet man made of cloth, Baths starts to look a lot more like home. 💓

If I ever see that elf, he's in so much trouble.

A pink argyle sweater, on a pale green background

A black cat with yellow eyes wearing a red collar with bell. It balances a teacup on its head.

Spynosaur <3

A smiling Anubis mask makes a "yum!" face over the text "HOT DOG!"

The four most-used Game Master / Community Manager souvenir shirt designs, including my personal design.

Red Mountain is the great volcano in the center of Vvardenfell island.

Hiss

I’ve got a bone for you. Come and get it!

sighing and setting the 'days since this dumbshit stepped into the shower with their glasses on' counter back to zero

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Thief!