mattachine meowppy machine

Looks like Bowser forgot to bring his headphones with him to the gym.

i'm gonna have to message lighter about this one

microsoft teams has added a feature called “storyline” that now lets you create a social media feed to share with coworkers, as well as a helpful self-euthanasia device that delivers 5,000 ccs of powerful scorpion venom directly into your brain

so then labubu is just louis vuitton shortened and said very quickly...

my sister's telling me she just found out what labubu is and thought this whole time it was a nickname for louboutins. like yes love i've just got my labubus on for tonight. watch my feet love don't step on my labubus.

yeah and they're pretty rare...

YouTube video by Red Means Recording terrible lizard (bowser day re-upload)

i am a day late for bowser day, sorry
can i make it up to you with a song

youtu.be/iNkeP9KtuPQ

sleep token!!!

casts a spell to make you buy me a burger

Zootopia screening at El Capitan. At the tiger jump scare, a kid two rows in front of us audibly let it rip and shat his pants, then began to cry. Everyone heard it and smelled it and saw the mother carry him out of the theater. Literally scared the shit out of him.

this is the first ting i saw when i woke up. sonic timbs

come over tonight bro, we're gonna do the bay area double dose. that's what it's called when you do shrooms and smoke microchips

the longer you wait, the heavier it gets. a lesson i've learned firsthand! nowadays i vastly prefer not to let bad blood fester in the first place. i wanna clear it up :3

i hope i'll be offered the same courtesy by others. because, and this is me being hashtag very brave and hashtag very vulnerable, i might be a little dense. uwu

if you think i should have a problem with you and i haven't said anything about it in private already, then you're just wrong lol. either i didn't register it or i forgot about it, and it doesn't matter uwu

i feel like it's good to say this aloud every once in a while: i am not a conflict avoidant person. if i got a problem with you, i will let you know as soon as tastefully possible lol

A life lesson I wish I had learned sooner, let me pass it along to you:

Conflict avoidance IS solution avoidance.

If you don't say something, it won't be fixed.

You don't need to try to just suffer quietly. That won't help you.

"they said have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again, i said, how about i meet you halfway"

hank hill's getting ratio'd for posting hetero monsignor martinez fanfic

wow!!

Heres your Bowser you filthy animals !!!! 🐢🔥🐰

they cancelled hank hill for misgendering his ipad

Harry Weatherill, a tailor who draws portraits on cloth using tailors chalk (1955)

i've been planning to for months, but the plan is lookin shakier by the day so don't count on me lol

mankind's simple delights are all a sham if they cannot be enjoyed for all of one's lifetime. am i merely a beast built to accrue desires designed to be unfulfilled? thou fucking corporations, grant my candy wish or be cast off as the slag of history's worst endeavors

havin a weird-ass millennial craving for that discontinued laffy taffy with the crunchy "glitter" in it

wow. pulling elgato off all my wishlists atm

The One-Eyed Lotus strikes! 🐾⚔️