Jonathan

Time to do the best thing I can, for me

It’s a rite of passage to enter the Ace Attorney fandom, you’re on the right path

Literally word for word, bar for bar my mom’s favorite phrase

(I’m so bored)

Where my HUG at (only the real ones will understand)

Are y’all good over there, that just looks like straight sharp metal 😭

Starbucks only gives their baristas plastic spoons to work with, they’re fighting a lost battle 😭 Starbucks is basically an internship at this point to gain some baseline skills and upgrade to an actually good shop

Local coffee shops know how to do it! There’s a whole event happening tomorrow in my favorite shop in town where all they’re doing is focusing on great matcha mixes and I’m soooo hype

That’s fair, it’s really draining nowadays. But I think when you find the right one you’ll be happy that you did. I’ve seen plenty of happy committed relationships start online too, might end up being the same for you 😂 overall tho, you’re improving your own life which is still awesome in itself

I think a lot of people go through those same struggles, there are a lot of people out here that are just shit partners and don’t know how to actually function in a romantic relationship, but there are also people out here that genuinely care! It’s just that it takes a lot of searching :/

Haven’t posted this in a minute, but this is definitely the week to bring it back 🏴‍☠️

SHELBY OAKS TRAILER NEXT MONDAY

Wild to see my city in this photo when half of us here don’t even consider it to be a major metro area 😵‍💫

🦈

Boost

Sounds like y’all gotta start growing your own supply in your bedroom closet. Become the plugs that you want to see in the world!

I have no idea what proship even means anymore I’ll be so fr

Arby’s got some bangers in the menu, they can actually afford to get good ingredients sometimes because they only ever pay one person to hold down an entire restaurant lmao

Sounds like 100 hours of napping on a beach to me 😂

i used to tweet this sm so let me skeet it too: i feel so HORRIBLE for people who have the bad cilantro gene like u will never experience peak

North Carolina has to be the most humid stretch of land on the planet rn, it is NASTY out here

Too late

So what the internet is telling me is that I need to get on a stairmaster and I’ll lose half my body weight in a week

IG’s swift response to a report I just made shows me that Twitter could definitely efficiently moderate their site if they wanted to, they just don’t

This is what I get for actually trying to touch grass for once, I should have stayed glued to my screens for at least another week and maybe I wouldn’t have missed everything 😭

I’m trying my best to focus on this OSHA course, but I forgot how boring a lesson can be 😭

WHAT?!?

WHEN?!?

I didn’t see anything about it anywhere 😭