Hugh Hoofner

ICE pick their tires

It is indeed an odd feeling.

I've had 3 contrast MRI. The 3rd time triggered an anaphylactoid response. (Un)fortunately I was already in the ER, so when I starting having trouble breathing and puffed up, I got bumped to the head of the line.

Cum in holes is hot, the rest of that is just... Eww. No all us homos who like trans men think that way.

My pupper, Zack surprised me with gift art of me breeding him

While traveling through passport control in Atlanta, I had a moment of smug satisfaction and disgust as I flipped off Kristi Noem on the monitors overhead.

Something about these doors make me feel funny in my no-no place. I can't be the only one that sees it.

Making empanadas

And I'm the only person with blue hair and ear gauges.

At 55, I am the oldest person at my company. #cryptolife

Just landed in Buenos Aries

Preach brother! I feel seen

Girl in Guy Fawkes mask being shot by a Fingerman in a scene from V for Vendetta

I can only hope that today's cold blooded murder by ICE foments action like this turning point in V..

Thinking of daddy cock

How bout a spitroast?

I'm right with you. I'm perplexed by all the pawbert porn. Fucking furries!

V for vendetta. It's an annual tradition for us.

Remember Remember, the Fifth of November...

Figured I'd share progress. It's almost like you can tell when I started wegovy

Stand strong Dems. If you cave in now and end shutdown without healthcare, it will be for naught and you lose everything you gained this week, and more.

Worse ways to die

At a park. Perfect temperature. On a blanket. Stoned. Head in lap. Friendly chat.

Heaven

I would lap up every drop and want for more.

Your kiss tasted like weed, and that only made it hotter

If I could fuck myself the way I fuck other people, I would die in a sexual happiness singularity.

In
My
Mouth!

Pro-tip to Arlon-speak.

If i ever respond with "okey-dokey", that's my way of giving up and accepting that I've been brushed off.

Hey, let's find some time to hang out. Got free time next week?
Oh gosh, I'm not sure, I have all this stuff i need to do *insert lame platitude here*
Okey-dokey

Stupid con shit, you know the kind, lead to serious PCD. But after spending a couple days ruminating and angsting, I managed to unpack some baggage I didn't know I had.

I guess that's good?

Sounds pretty fucking hot.

A little too close to home.

Pretty certain, at this point, I'll never have a boyfriend that makes me feel whole. I've gotten close a few times.

You look good in any lighting.