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I remember reading about the huge propaganda campaign against women riding bicycles, when it was discovered that women were traveling to other villages/bergs in order to expand their search for suitors, instead of settling for whatever dipshits were living in their home town.

24.11.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, and people will cite Bombadil as an example of mystery within a story. But he wasn't. He was a commentary on powerful democratic nations who could have done something to fight evil, but instead chose to do the absolute minimum, or just nothing at all.

22.11.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think one of the worst mistakes a writer can make is try and explain every goddamned thing. That's how you arrive at fucking midichlorians.

I mean, why would you want to destroy the mystery that underpins your story? Sure, tell HOW something works, but not WHY.

Fucking midichlorians.

22.11.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m at a bear place

20.11.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello, at my place we have an old slot machine, and whenever the dog wants an (extra) treat, we have to win. Whenever we spin and it doesnโ€™t pay out, the dog makes the face every gambler makes when they donโ€™t hit something. :)

20.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awesome!

19.11.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, that's good.

16.11.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The British were always good at theatrics

15.11.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.11.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno if the people behind Pluribus are intending to equate the hive mind with an internet algorithm, buuutโ€ฆ

โ€˜Chris, here is a picture of Rainbow Dash dressed in a Starfleet uniform, riding a banana-shaped rocket. Would youโ€ฆ?โ€™

โ€œFuck off you braindead toaster!โ€

โ€˜Weโ€™re sorry we upset you, Chris.โ€™

14.11.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the russians are about to cut off the internet, I guess so the barbarian wretches canโ€™t find out how badly theyโ€™re being mauled in Ukraine. Somewhat related, I think a lot of Ai slop comes out of russia, so that might stem the flow of bullshit stinking up the internet.

13.11.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I watched that recent Frankenstein movie, and I couldn't get over the creative choices. They skim over some potentially interesting and gripping areas of the story, to focus on uninteresting bullshit, like him trying to 'prove himself as a doctor.'

12.11.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's a mistake to say russia is in a 'death spiral.'

Sure, putin's days may be numbered. But I think all that is going to happen is a smaller, more ruthless group of oligarchs are going to control all of the money, while the impoverished wretches become even more so.

10.11.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember that whatever comes out of trumpโ€™s mouth, (and republicans in general,) the exact opposite is true.

So when he says weโ€™re โ€™Taking in trillions of dollars,โ€™ you know weโ€™re losing our ass.

10.11.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Businesses get tax breaks if they are 'hiring,' even though they have no intention of hiring anyone. And so people have to waste their time filling out applications and interviewing for a job they'll never get.

09.11.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes!

09.11.2025 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaking of music, if you play thrash/speed metal without the heavy distortion, it is literally surf rock music.

09.11.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if young people started liking Ai slop, and stopped looking at actual art because it is 'old.'

That's kind of how I feel about new music. Sure, there's some good artists here and there, but for the most part modern music is basically Ai slop compared to the music from 1990's and before.

09.11.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does Donny shit his pants? Welll.... :0

09.11.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And he got away with it. Because daddy wanted it. Reagan did lasting damage that is still being felt. I can't imagine how bad off the current fat fuck is going to leave us.

08.11.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having lived through Reagan, it is remarkable how similar it is to our current ordeal. Reagan fired the striking air traffic controllers, even though it was completely illegal. And he got away with it. Reagan illegally sold weapons to Iran so he could prop up a despotic central american regime.

08.11.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I LOVE LOVE modern domestic versions of WoW characters. :)

07.11.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Universe be like 'Oh, you a fukkin comedian, huh?'

07.11.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People not being able to imagine pretty things sure explains republicans.

07.11.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chicago police attempted to protect their citizens. And thenโ€ฆ

07.11.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wellll...

07.11.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be like a Pomeranian with a pit bull head. :X

06.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I put t t-rex head on a hadrosaur body and now I can't undo this monstrosity

06.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure seems that way

05.11.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's great that Mamdani won, but jesus christ y'all how did the disgraced trump-backed rapist ex-gov get almost the same amount of votes.

05.11.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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