I would love to see the script for scenes like this.
16.02.2026 20:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@twigmouse.bsky.social
A wild raccoon appears! Formerly a deer mouse. Seattle area forest dweller. Therian. Mushroom whisperer.
I would love to see the script for scenes like this.
16.02.2026 20:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also, nobody should drive cars. Ever. Thereโs no legitimate use for individually private vehicles and youโre evil if you drive yourself places, regardless of where you live. :-p
16.02.2026 17:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hello, yes, Iโm the hole.
16.02.2026 17:42 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@skotter.gay @gordi.bsky.social ?
16.02.2026 17:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm glad Iโm not the only person who considers centaurs to be body horror.
16.02.2026 17:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Squeeze tube
16.02.2026 16:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Congrats! I use carmex and generally tend to actually finish them. Probably two per year
16.02.2026 10:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0When you wash your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.
16.02.2026 10:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I will have been
16.02.2026 10:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โNearly every timeโ
15.02.2026 19:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Devastating.
15.02.2026 19:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ooooh, berries are great when theyโre in season! Such a small portion of the year though.
15.02.2026 18:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Person in a business class airline seat typing very large on a screen negative feedback in response to the airlineโs post-flight survey. The visible text says: โโฆpoorly designed. Also enrolling in your miles (โฆ) gram is completely dysfunctional. I gave uโ The personโs finger is about the touch the โpโ on the keyboard.
I bet this person is a pleasure to be around.
15.02.2026 15:16 โ ๐ 59 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Iโm glad Iโm not alone in wondering how the world would readjust if I suddenly transformed.
I like to ponder @tabernak.bsky.socialโs reaction on coming over to my house and being unable to find me but thereโs a raccoon in the house thatโs made a huge mess eating food & trying to find a way outside.
How to get me as a boyfriend.
15.02.2026 15:01 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Finally home. I wonder how many times Iโm fly to Europe this year :-p
15.02.2026 02:09 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Asia is on my wishlist!
15.02.2026 01:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It you!
15.02.2026 01:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I gotta wear my raccoon fullsuit more before the weather starts to warm up. Feeling a deep need to take raccoon shape.
14.02.2026 11:09 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Valentineโld! <3
14.02.2026 11:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฆโก๏ธ๐ x99
14.02.2026 10:40 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It me
14.02.2026 10:32 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just landed in Istanbul (not Constantinople).
Just connecting here on my way home but itโs officially the furthest east Iโve ever been!
Good demo!
14.02.2026 05:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm another raccoon.
14.02.2026 05:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Forget what it would look like, what would it SMELL like?!
14.02.2026 05:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My main conditions:
- Be cool.
- Be therian (or at least able to relate to a therian).
- Be kinky.
- Allow me to explore my kinks freely and responsibly with others.
I expect Iโm monogamous in terms of love, poly in terms of play
โฆโฆโฆ good!
14.02.2026 05:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fur affinity!
14.02.2026 05:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโve been single for 10 years this year and I feel you.
For me itโs getting prescient because Iโm moving into a phase of my life where I want to do more adventures but I donโt want to do them alone. I want to share those experiences with someone.
So itโs lonely and stifling at the same time.