Travis Cotton

When a TV promo for a show says "strap yourselves in" it's going to be absolute bollocks.

WHY ARE THE PAGE NUMBERS IN PAGES FUCKING CAMBRIA?

UNCHANGABLE CAMBRIA.

Fuck tuiles.

It looks like a picture sketched by a man who has only drawn dick and balls his whole life.

WHY IS TUCKER CARLSON POLE-AXING TED CRUZ?

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Shocked they found three photos of Dutton smiling. And also every time he smiles, a fairy dies.

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Niche af

I LOVE THE WOODEN SPOON I BOUGHT IN JAPAN SO MUCH

WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS FROM MY SAPPORO BEER!

Help!

Gonna try and start using “pine cone” as an insult more often.

Osaka with my beautiful wife.

Wicked. Will watch.

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?

Just did an audition at 49 in my underwear.

How's your life going?

Any one still buying take away coffees, here’s a tip. Buy an expensive coffee machine and save thousands of dollars.

Fascinating first day of cricket fuck you.

Going to the doctor to have a full body mole check if anyone wants to join...?

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Mm-kay.

Just took a bowl of uncooked ramen with the flavour sprinkled on top into my son whilst he was gaming.

I am a god to him now.

Didn't go with Cappa B?

When I'm asked on an audition form if I have any other skills other than acting all I can think to put is "pub banter".

The thing I like about betting ads is they should go fuck themselves.

Agreed! Let’s start exhuming.

nnnnooo....

I am not.