JessicaKS

You know what, fuck it. I would gladly let AI schlep 50 chairs from a hot garage into an overcrowded chapel, and later back into the hot garage.

Come take that part of my job, AI.

Living for all the people in our neighborhood fb group confirming their dogs are still alive after Kristi noem decided to visit the DHS in Lombard of all places...

19 is too young to choose your own healthcare if you're trans but 14 is old enough to be charged as an adult if you're Black, if you thought this regime was anything other than openly eugenicist.

Mid Sommar. #MildHorror

A Nightlight on Elm Street #MildHorror

It is my birth month.
It is also my first day at my new place of funeral directing.

Thank you for your time.

Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

Must resist the urge to answer calls from my new manager with "Hey girl hey" until he knows me better.

Hell yeah hit me up 3L29TDS8XD

One of my favorite parts of having a job closer to home is knowing I'll be able to see my tattoo artist regularly again.

Using the Finch app is absolutely helping me with self care and I'm a huge fan of encouraging my pals on it. If you're interested in treating yourself like a birb tomagatchi because that will actually force you to be good to yourseld, lmk

A few days off til my new funeral director position begins. Nothing but friends, yardwork, good sniffles from the cats and dogs, and perhaps a trip to the boardgame shop? Perhaps!

This is so fucked up

If you're a rule of three person, Co nie Francis was 1 and Hulk Hogan ain't (nothing but) shit. The end.

Thank you!!!

I AM OFFICIALLY HOME. FOREVER. I BOTH LIVE AND WORK IN ILLINOIS. WHAT A TREAT.

Someone asked me if they could pay for a funeral in crypto and I think I short circuited for a few seconds.

I'd never been asked that before.

Notice how it has been three weeks since a baby was removed from a dead woman's body and without searching, do you even know how that baby is doing? Have you seen one article about that?

It's not the Pro-Life movement. It's Pro-Birth and then fuckall after that.

Drunk Jessica ordered a bunch of poetry volumes the other night, apparently.

The last time Drink Jessica went shopping, they ordered two pounds of crystals.

Always an adventure.

In a little over a year, I have dropped 5k at the emergency vet.

Today, Ray is actually quite ill. He will be ok.

This tiny boy needs a job.

Wouldn't be a real holiday without a trip to the emergency vet, now would it.

Concentration camps lead to death camps.

Hope this helps.

You know what? Today my body and brain felt horrific. Maybe I need my nightmares to drive my passion for living through the terror of each day to ensure what my brain thinks up at night was worthwhile.

🤔🤔🤔

Last night's dreams:

- Everyone has tiny puppies we keep in the palms of our hands

- rock climbing with friends

- planning college reunion

No nightmares, though rock climbing definitely made me nervous in that dream.

Test not rest. Aaaanyhow

I think this was the wrong movie to watch as a contrast to rest if it will negate my nightmares because now I'm going to have nightmares about people doing autopsies incorrectly.

Watched Crimes of the Future today. Beautiful film, lots of plot holes, but most importantly, if you're going to show an autopsy on film, DON'T HAVE SOMEONE CUT A STRAIGHT INCISION. for the love of all that is holy, HIRE AN AUTOPSY TECH OR FUNERAL DIRECTOR AS A CONSULTANT.

As someone who did molecular simulations in undergrad and grad school, I’m telling you now that a computer cannot fucking know about drug interactions.

Wow if only she could have done something to stop the bill getting passed

I have so many things I want to scream at the government right now but I don't want to upset my sister.

Fuck you fucking fucks is the nicest of what I have to say.