Matt Deuerlein

It definitely looks like it’s AI which is weird because that implies that either no pictures of him exist, or that they didn’t try to find one. I think I know which is the correct answer.

Sean is a real person, I’ve reffed dozens of his matches.

That’s…not the best picture of him.

This needed to be released after the painting from last night, just to hear the story of what instructions she was given, or any brainstorming sessions.

You’re getting excited for next year’s Ishii matches

Sure!

Because I watch literally no Japanese wrestling I don’t have anything to compare current Ishii to, and it allows me to enjoy him as an immobile, grumpy old man who hits hard and occasionally does things he shouldn’t be able to do (like hit moves while running).

Oh darn. That’s such a bummer.

Cancel the avocado toast harder

Did you immediately pull yourself up by your bootstraps and cancel your avocado toast order?

Are you getting your fingerprints taken in 2008?

Great if you approve of sex trafficking

If only Triple H had gotten around to reading that lawsuit…

He’s gonna have to pry my (Duck Hunt) gun out of my cold, dead hands

Yup, that one!

And it could have been far worse.

I don’t know, he could get his real estate license or become a fishing boat captain or something.

I went into the archives of The A Show and listened to the episode where @kevgramz.bsky.social made NFTs the future of wrestling and @felonyfraud.fightins.online had the Dark Ninja disappear under mysterious circumstances. One of the most absurd episodes @leongreyjoy.bsky.social and I ever produced.

Not nearly enough acks

This is today! Online sales are no longer available but there’ll be tickets at the door!

Hey, let him cook.

I will leave it at that for obvious reasons.

I’m stealing that Archer/Outrunners ref bump one day.

Bang Bang Gang/Learning Tree finish was really slick.

I hope you never say sawwwwry if anyone ever gets angry at you for doing one

I live in the dumbest county.

106 pitches? Does he have a titanium arm???

I only found two that I’d consider “perfect” but they’re heavy hitters.

The flyer for this Sunday’s Smash Master Wrasslin show at Voodoo Brewing in Scranton, PA.

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It’s a unified title so it’s actually TWO midcard titles

New match type goal unlocked

I misread that as lap dance and was real scared for what I was about to watch.

I don’t know, that seems like a stretch