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a man wearing headphones says " ruined my whole mojo " . ALT: a man wearing headphones says " ruined my whole mojo " .

Oh ffs!!!! I didn’t read the comments and just typed that. Now I’m going to have to delete it. Bollocks.

a close-up photo of a white dog, named Dave, staring into the camera with his mouth slightly open. there reveals approximately five teeth shining brightly.

our final photo of Dave who is no longer looking into the camera, but is now happily leaning his head back with his eyes closed.

another close-up photo of Dave staring into the camera, but this time his tongue is covering his prized pearly whites.

This is Dave. He has a smile that could light up a room. Only smiling with his bottom teeth right now so he doesn't blind you. 13/10 very considerate #SeniorPupSaturday (FB: jeffreybergstedt)

❤️🐾

I’ve always liked Joan. She’s even older than me.

Not heard that in a while

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Arsehole of a week here so no regrets with the two g&t’s I’ve had, and this weekend at least, the Villa can’t stuff up by losing.

Here’s looking up your old address, as Henry Burns (MASH) once said. Have a great evening, Mrs O.

Did he? What a fucking geezer! That’s bloody mint.

I can’t abide all this “Gen XZVY” bollox but this is unerringly accurate.

Praise be for all the dogs of the world.

Here’s your heartwarming Friday five 😍

Lisa's fundraiser for Aston Villa Foundation Help Lisa Robinson raise money to support Aston Villa Foundation

People have been so incredibly generous, especially with the current financial shit show we are in. I’m very grateful. Heading down the M1 shortly to make my bed on cardboard under the Holte, if you hadn’t already donated -
Thanks all. #UTV

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Pinocchio was stunned to learn his nose grew when he told lies.

Come off it, Nigel.

#BentAsFuck

I love the way that the dog in the background is disassociating itself as much as possible, (given it’s on the end of a lead).

I’m absolutely delighted.

Society lost any sense of decorum and restraint a long time ago, unfortunately.

I’d have been an absolute bloody gibbering wreck if I’d have encountered him. A beautiful thing to do, mind you.

🥺

No. Tight bastards. I think it’s because I never watched Brookside.

Unreal!

Fucking hell.

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Send them here, Dave, and Leo, the mallet and I, will have words.

Apple catchers. Fml. Just been a bit sick.

Oh, I’ve never had a view of it before.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

I wished you’d have told me, Bob; I need to go to Lidl to get some coffee, later!

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