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NicolaNocola

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Social recluse; GSD protagonist; dogs are welcomed, humans not so much. Football enthusiast. Quirky > mainstream. The opposite of an influencer.

159 Followers  |  114 Following  |  1,852 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2023  |  2.2844

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I’ll be worried if it hasn’t.

13.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a hostage post?

13.08.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ffs, when is he going back to the rock he crawled out from?

13.08.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There were tears at this. What a lad; what a pal πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈπŸΎ

13.08.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
13.08.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ok, Martin; I’ve learned to live with disappointment.

13.08.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was hoping it was an initiative test to see if the hostage could grease that tensile cord to get free. Oh well.

13.08.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you planning on taking a hostage, Martin? And what is the butter for?

13.08.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you been yet?

13.08.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d happily give him a lift to Newcastle.

13.08.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Archibald. He's been holding in a sneeze since last September. Finally let it loose. 13/10 bless you buddy

12.08.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11594    πŸ” 1120    πŸ’¬ 201    πŸ“Œ 120

You might get blocked for that πŸ˜‚

12.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds wise. πŸ‘πŸ»

12.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t beat a good burial.

Very therapeutic.

12.08.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a beautiful face 😍

12.08.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brasso cocktail alert and it’s not even Thursday! Put yer specs on you silly old sod! (Colin, not you, Liz).

12.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t realise I hadn’t. I’m on so many bloody platforms just to keep up with everyone’s accounts, I lose track!

12.08.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine the whole conversation had circa four syllables.

12.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leo is still looking for the zip in his fur coat.

12.08.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a lot of that about, Pete.

12.08.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all been a bit of a β€˜mare, Jonesy. She’s been in hospital since May, now bedbound where she was previously able to - in a very extremely limited capacity - be just about mobile and cope with some home care. But different story now. I’m in the midst of all the legal stuff.

12.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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True. Just sun stroke and spontaneous combustion.

12.08.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it was less hot, I would.

12.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jpmsandie.bsky.social you don’t need to be adding fire to the list of floods (leak) and ground disturbance (diggers and drills).

12.08.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely, Liz. It’s almost made me want to drive to Merry Hill to see if they are in there.

12.08.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooh they look promising, Liz.

12.08.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that’s a coincidence and a half, pal. I’ve just got back from moving my Mom into a nursing home from hospital. 🀨

12.08.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel fine about it. If Ramsey feels undervalued then I’d argue his injury record should temper his bargaining position but Emery has seemed to favour him. For me, JR is another player who is capable of good bits, some really good, but often is bang average. The home grown bit is an asset Β£ butπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

12.08.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More chance of juggling soot, IMO, but all aboard on the Villa roller coaster.

12.08.2025 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a bit of a worry in the current tinder dry climate! Over the stile into an inferno. It is a very aesthetically pleasing stile, mind you, Marshy.

12.08.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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