Michael

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

(…that just turned to “invalid handle” as I wrote this haha)

thanks! cool username btw!

Got the custom domain handle sorted, now you know it’s truly me and not a better looking impostor

Maybe “touch grass” had a point!

*opens bluesky* *opens mastodon* *opens threads* *opens twitter* *opens bluesky* *opens mastodon* *opens threads* *opens twitter* *opens bluesky* *opens mastodon* *opens threads* *opens twitter* *opens bluesky* *opens mastodon* *opens threads* *opens twitter* *opens bluesky* *cries*

Something to be said about there being an increasing number of social platforms to try and keep up with now. Can be overwhelming, honestly turns me off bothering with any of them.

Our systems are currently experiencing some degraded performance as a result of record-high traffic. You may notice some slowness in-app as a result. Our team is working to resolve this issue.

You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/

this new UI update is looking pretty slick

Welcome to Bluesky

Hello it's me your good friend Amazon S3

the energy on here is like this and i hope it lasts forever

King of the Hill screenshot. Person facing away, lifting up their shirt, labeled "Bluesky Users". Hank Hill, hands out attempting to intervene, labeled "Jay".

📢 1.26 update!

- Added accessibility tooling throughout the app
- Added the ability to view alt text on images
- Removed some confusing horizontal lines in threads
- Add a muted accounts list to settings
- Add a full date to expanded posts in threads

1/2

I guess i shouldn't be surprised that hollywood writers have the best picket signs

I pour myself a cup of coffee. "computer. what are the users up to today?"

computer: "good morning paul. I've analyzed activity over the last six hours. they're fucking your shit up. absolutely pwning u. it's chaos on the app, youre so clowned lol"

New: Your contacts on Bluesky URLs to profiles and username matches (unverified; be careful!). List of accounts from bsky.jazco.dev. @luca.run (luca, link) @aliafonzy.bsky.social (Aliafonzy43, bsky domain) @staging.bsky.app (Aliafonzy43, link) @arcalinea.bsky.social (arcalinea, guessed username) @jay@bsky.app (arcalinea, link) @jay.bsky.team (arcalinea, known ATP domain) @amir.blue (ashevat, link) @april.social (CubicleApril, known ATP domain) @ruchowdh.bsky.social (ruchowdh, bsky domain) @ruchowdh.bsky.social (ruchowdh, bsky domain) @robyncaplan.bsky.social (robyncaplan, guessed username) @nickcald.bsky.social (nickcald, guessed username) @carlbergstrom.com (CT_Bergstrom, known ATP domain) @tdhopper.com (tdhopper, known ATP domain) @ixek.bsky.social (ixek, guessed username) @replylord.bsky.social (replylord, guessed username) @histoftech.bsky.social (histoftech, guessed username)

Fedifinder now displays how a Bluesky account was matched to your Twitter followings:

- by link eg. staging.bsky.app/profile/luca.run
- by bsky domain eg username.bsky.social
- by known ATP domain eg. luca.run
- by guessed username eg. histoftech

https://fedifinder.glitch.me/

might sound silly, but I get genuinely sad and angry about twitter dying sometimes. like, damn, that was the platform that got me my first job that let me move out of rural Oklahoma. I spent a lot of time building my platform on there. very unfortunate

A silver Zune HD showing a Windows CE desktop, siting atop its box.

Joining in with my, uh, perfectly normal Zune HD (now with less web client cropping bugs)

The Microsoft Zune called it "squirting" when you shared music and I will think about that every time I see the word "skeet" on here.

the never ending urge to just turn this into a shitpost account

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

New shitposting tool!

https://retr0.id/stuff/skeetstudio/

SkeetStudio is a write-only bsky client that lets you invisibly ping people, create misleading tags and URLs, and more!

My profile which says account blocked and this account blocked you

I blocked myself and now i can't see my own profile haha

The Twitter -> Bluesky user lookup/follow app is now 'public.' Feel free to try it out.
https://skeeter.streamlit.app

Scroll far enough and you’ll find bits of it 😅

bluecheck elon simp twitter melting down over bluesky is going to become a fun genre