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Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should" Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"

maintenance mode

this felt like when ragatha stuck her finger in the gun’s barrel to make it backfire on jax

Made a new editor splashtag since i'm doing more of that. Filled with references to my comp career and some media I like.
If you want to make your own: splashtagmaker.com

Viral Minnesota themed anti-migrant video…

Community note: “Fake, AI generated video”

Title text: "Some of the atoms in the molecule are very weakly bound."

Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3200#Transcript

Comic. [A chemical formula trailing off the right side] C1076 H1080 Ac1067 Ag1069 Al1075 Am1026 Ar1075 As1070 At1047 Au1069 B1071 Ba1070 Be [caption] The approximate chemical formula for the universe

Chemical Formula

xkcd.com/3200/

If ever there's a US voice I always listen to...

MAGA accounts are sharing images of a different man in drag claiming it is Alex Pretti in order to defend the murder in Minneapolis.

These sick people just make things up.

Economic strike in Minnesota to protest against ICE: ‘No work, no school, no shopping’ Organizers demand ICE leave state and agency be investigated for constitutional violations * ICE protests – live updates A “no work, no school, no shopping” blackout day of protest was kicked off by community leaders, faith leaders and labor unions on Friday in protest against the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) surge in the state. The “Day of Truth & Freedom” protest comes in the wake of the killing of Renee Good, the unarmed woman killed by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis earlier this month. Continue reading...

Economic strike in Minnesota to protest against ICE: ‘No work, no school, no shopping’

You're laughing. The radical left is painting trains coming through tunnels on cliff faces and you're laughing.

Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...

If we apply the logic of "Ingrian/Votic/Karelian is just a dialect of Finnish!1!1!":
Eng., Swe., Afrik., Dut.: hand
Ger., most Franconian dialects: Hand
N. Frisian: hân
Scots: hand/haund
Plautdiet.: haunt
Yid.: האַנט (hant)
Bav.: Hånd
Goth.: 𐌷𐌰𐌽𐌳𐌿𐍃 (handus)
Crim. G.: handa

Clearly the same language!

Little brother: Hi, [Name]! Whatchu doing?
Me: I'm programming
Little brother: Are you programming?

I gotta stop asking him obvious questions, I think he thinks that's just how conversations work now 📡📡📡

“Most x think y is bad”
“BuT i kNoW oNe X wHo tHiNkS y Is GoOd, cHeCkMaTE”

Am I correct that the non-legalese translation would be "According to a single justice, whom most justices disagree with, this would be unconstitutional"

My mom spilled dirty water all over the kitchen and is now making it our problem :D

Chess: yoldawev vs JGHFunRun yoldawev (100) vs JGHFunRun (263). JGHFunRun won by checkmate in 50 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

www.chess.com/game/live/14...
i simultaneously got +25 PLUS TWENTY FIVE POINTS OF MATERIAL AND SEVEN BAJILLION MISSED CHECKMATES IN 1"S HOLY SHIT

If you ask a lazy person to get you the bag containing what you need, they may get you just what you need!

It doesn't even match the endonym of "Bodwadmi" either,,,

For some reason, despite knowing the Ojibwe word "Boodawaadamii" and having heard the normal English pronunciation pot-uh-WAH-tuh-mee, every time I *see* the word Potawatomi, my instinct is to place stress on the penultimate syllable: pot-uh-wah-TOE-mee. I have no idea why jasdfkl;

Look forward to Bari Weiss asking "has identity politics gone too far?" while studiously ignoring the most virulent identity politics driving American government

I just realized that Ojibwe 'bizhiki' "buffalo/bison" (more recently also "cow") sounds a *little bit* like Japanese ウシ / 'ushi', meaning "cow"... and there's a /k/ in cow /'kaw/, just as in bizhiki! nippo-indo-algic confirmed ?????? (real) (not clickbait) (you just gotta believe me)

In 1924, Calvin Coolidge's 16-yr-old son played tennis on the White House grounds w/o wearing socks. He got a blister and was dead from infection a week later.

This is unthinkable today—which is why I wrote this series. Cuz the systems that save us from this kind of fate are in urgent need of care.

Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.

Geologic Core Sample

xkcd.com/3171/

so many incredible details in this one. what an unbelievable comic. the canned cranberries are killing me