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Capitalist Tools Quantitative Trader::Futures/Options | Films/SciFi | πŸ• | Life - not necessarily in that order. China policy observer. Nerdy but some people say I’m pretty handsome. Ok, no one really said that. Did I already mention πŸ•?

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Call me impressed with Gemini 3.0 so far. And with Nano Banana, it's pretty friggin amazing.

22.11.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Nvidia #NVDA

20.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge negative gamma exposure levels leading up to Nvidia earnings. Be careful out there, folks.
#NVDA

19.11.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope @adamkinzinger.substack.com and @lizcheney.bsky.social are sitting back with drink in hand, watching the Republican shitshow going on with a smile on their face.

17.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump vs Marjorie Taylor Greene = 🍿

15.11.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone talks about the differences between the US and China. We actually have more in common than you think.

12.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Xpeng’s AI, EV and autonomous driving presentationsβ€”I’m quite impressed.
#XPEV

11.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When people hear about Chinese AI, the first company and models that come to mind is Deepseek. However, the dark horse in the AI race is Qwen - watch this one closely.

09.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We said what we said.

04.11.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, I’d prefer having Dick Cheney in office over the clown school we have running this country right now.

04.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alan Partridge attempts to order a coffee in 2025 | How Are You? It's Alan (Partridge) - BBC
YouTube video by BBC Alan Partridge attempts to order a coffee in 2025 | How Are You? It's Alan (Partridge) - BBC

This is so on-point πŸ‘‡
youtu.be/rgwlgdQYgc8?...

02.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The debasement trade is alive and well, thank you very much.

02.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aster is just Binance in disguise πŸ₯Έ.

05.10.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitcoin can change the world because the world can’t change Bitcoin.
-Jack Mallers

02.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Dominant on the river’: 32 Chunk crowned champion in β€˜biggest Fat Bear Week yet’ Brown bear’s nearly 100,000 votes leads him to victory despite suffering for most of season with broken jaw

Government shutdown? Whatever. News of the day is that #32Chunk won Fat Bear Week.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

01.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly!

28.09.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Engineers, who build things like bridges, know that shoddy work costs lives. Coders should adopt the same mindset when creating chatbots econ.st/427xEd9

Illustration: Irene Suosalo

28.09.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Apple’s AI presence is non-existent. They are YEARS behind the curve and will never catch up to the likes of OpenAI, Gemini, Grok, DeepSeek, etc. Any yet, here’s my bold prediction: they will DOMINATE AI in the near future. I’ll explain at a later date. #stocks #AAPL #artificialintelligence

28.09.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pop Mart Shares Slump Most Since April After JPMorgan Downgrades The cooling frenzy over Labubu dolls has brought one of the world’s biggest stock rallies to a halt, erasing billions of dollars from the value of Pop Mart International Group Ltd.

Seriously, who didn't see that coming from a million miles away?! #labubu #popmart
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

24.09.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow!!!

24.09.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, the Intel shorts are getting clobbered. #INTC πŸ“ˆπŸ“‰

24.09.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eff your call options...

17.09.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re gonna default, LOL πŸ˜‚

13.09.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Warner Brothers #WBD is possibly in play with Paramount #PARA as the likely suitor. Could be several others who make the jump in but one I would like to see is Apple #AAPL to make a bid. If they’re serious about the future of their TV+ they need this.

12.09.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“–On #InternationalLiteracyDay, let's take a look at adult literacy rates across the US.

The average US #literacy score is 263.5 on the PIAAC scale.
πŸ”ΉNew Hampshire leads among states at 278.9
πŸ”ΉHamilton County, Indiana tops counties with 294.5

#DataViz #Maps #Education #Edusky

08.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Globalization is over. China overexploited it, the US wrecked it.

04.09.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Graph showing the parabolic upside move in cattle futures

Graph showing the parabolic upside move in cattle futures

Why your hamburgers and steaks feel like it’s taking your entire paycheck πŸ”πŸ₯©

21.08.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking for long-term investing ideas? This is by no means a definitive guide, but look at it as a starter resource. It's a big world out there and there are so many new ideas and tech ready to reshape this planet for the better.

20.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nebius > Coreweave
#NBIS #CRWV

15.08.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Since the signing of the β€˜big, beautiful bill’, we’ve reached β€œout the wazoo” stage. To be fair, our debt already reached that stage 10 years ago.

10.08.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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