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Strahd Von Zarovich

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I am the ancient. I am the land. Once more Barovia's sassiest vampire. Occasional pirate DJ. He/him. Bi ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ (Parody account run by Jason Mical, author: https://linktr.ee/jasonmical )

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Tonightโ€™s dumb napkin cartoonโ€ฆ

16.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15259    ๐Ÿ” 3175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

Please share this post with your favourite cosy, wholesome, (darkly-cozy, unwholesome) creators who might want to come to an event in the South East of England! Surely there are many!

13.02.2026 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A copy of "You Are A Muffin: A Solo Journaling Game"

A copy of "You Are A Muffin: A Solo Journaling Game"

Sometimes you just know an RPG is right for you based on the cover

16.02.2026 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice

14.02.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah but we essentially call him king wizard-king

(this post brought to you by the kargat)

14.02.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is a lich of mystery, that one

14.02.2026 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woof, respect

14.02.2026 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roses are red
Castle Ravenloft is drafty
One thing I like about Azalin
Is that he thinks he is crafty

14.02.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Inner forearm is always popular (can hurt tho especially closer to the wrist)

14.02.2026 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tall D&D tiefling in gothic aristocrat style clothes stands stiffly with his tail curled around his front and clasped in his hands, while behind him Strahd Von Zarovich looms uncomfortably close while adjusting the laces of the corset-like vest the tiefling is wearing

A tall D&D tiefling in gothic aristocrat style clothes stands stiffly with his tail curled around his front and clasped in his hands, while behind him Strahd Von Zarovich looms uncomfortably close while adjusting the laces of the corset-like vest the tiefling is wearing

Commission piece for @sugarspike.bsky.social of her D&D PC Alasdair and Strahd, who is helping ๐Ÿ˜…
#art #oc #d&d #curseofstrahd #commission

07.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are vunderful! *cape swoosh* :D

13.02.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wanna meet that vampire

13.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I vant to suck your syrup" (My impression of a Canadian vampire)

13.02.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been revived with waffles

Or vaffles as they are known in Barovia

13.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a good day to listen to the Blade Runner soundtrack

13.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That green and black dress is fabulous (they all are but that one in particular!)

13.02.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is standing in a dark room and talking to another man . Alt: Laslow from What We Do in the Shadows saying "Well, I'm game if you are."
13.02.2026 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a sign that says citytv Alt: GIF from 30 Rock of a man making a pushing motion with his hands saying "Vampire Push"

Me today

13.02.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point I'll take any small success

12.02.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well the pain has mostly faded to a dull ache and now my head just feels fuzzy so maybe it was an electrolyte thing?

12.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting an Etsy competitor strictly for hiring witches local to you. Call it Familiar.

12.02.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got a drink handy, going to try that right away, thank you!!

12.02.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, *some tips

12.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would take some times yeah, I'm very close to finding a dark room and putting a cool washcloth over my face

12.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brain feels like its in a vise and not the cool kind

12.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I woke up with a headache that tylenol has not made a dent in and it's getting so bad I can't concentrate on work

Blah

12.02.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woah

12.02.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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John Cleese's talk. Some of the jokes are dated but the meaty content is still incredibly relevant: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb5o...

12.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I highly recommend studying the "open mode" of thought and its relationship to creativity (John Cleese gives a great talk about this), and how that leads to new ideas, if you want to increase your creative output. Prompting the robot is just using IDDQD, OK for a moment but ultimately unsatisfying

12.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also: when you get an idea yourself, there's a sense of pride and ownership that will never come with prompting the robot to give you something. The passion to execute a great idea comes in part from that sense of ownership, and if you just use the robot's ideas, you'll *always* know it wasn't yours

12.02.2026 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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