2ndhand💜warlock

A smartphone is on an end table. It's balancing up on end, and speaking, so maybe it's animate? This is unclear. SMARTPHONE: Hey! HEY! The phone is speaking to PORDLEY, who is trying to practice the piano. He looks up at the phone which is addressing him on its own. SMARTPHONE: I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I MISS you. I miss your nimble TAPS and SWIPES. PORDLEY: It's because you're a PORTAL to HORRORS! Nothing personal. It's just...you ARE a PORTAL. And there are SO VERY MANY horrors. SMARTPHONE: I'm a portal to EVERYTHING. Don't you want to see GOOFS AND SPOOFS? You LOVE goofs and spoofs! PORDLEY: I DO love goofs and spoofs. SMARTPHONE: I've got SO MANY goofs and spoofs. Pordley, convinced, reaches tentatively for the phone... HORRORS ERUPT FROM THE PHONE. Of course! Of course!!!

They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them.

Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time

Age verification? I have a Blockbuster card in my desk drawer.

Google I don't think that's right

Illustration of a black girl with duo tone hair sitting in a danish cookie tin filled with sewing supplies (and cookies!)

happy black history month 🩷

hey i might see u there

‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

I’ve added the script for Wake Up Dead Man to my site. This is the final shooting script, so it has stuff that was cut and moved around, which I always think is more interesting to see than a conformed cleaned up version. Enjoy! www.rian-johnson.com/screenplays

new artwork, too lazy to make clever caption

Illustration of some pokemon featured are psyduck, slowpoke, wooper, quagsire, politoed, paldean wooper, clodsire

the gangs all here 😌
#art #pokemon

Participate in a study on Trans & Gender Diverse RPG Gameplay To participate in this study, you must: - Self-identify as Trans, Gender Diverse, or another identity under the Trans umbrella - Have played Cyberpunk: 2077, Baldur's Gate 3, or Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Be at least 18 years old This is a 10-minute study. You will be asked to visit a website and fill out a survey, as well as answer three optional short answer questions. Survey available at https://carletonu.az1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1NDm2HcYcU6GKEu Please contact the researcher, Linnea Day, for more details on this study at linneaday@cmail.carleton.ca or leave a comment on this post. This study has been cleared by the Carleton University Research Ethics Board A, Clearance #125381. If you have any ethical concerns with the study, please contact Carleton University Research Ethics Board, preferably by email at ethics@carleton.ca or you can leave a message by phone at 613-520-2600 ext. 2517.

sharing on behalf of an acquaintance - if you're trans and/or gender diverse and have played Cyberpunk 2077, Baldur's Gate 3, or Dragon Age: The Veilguard, consider filling out this survey!

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#DATV #DA:TV #Cyberpunk2077 #BG3 #BaldursGate3

Top of the charts at my house today

SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT

The cat has already been fed.

Thank gods that's over.

Welcome to 2026.

11:59pm: pokemon rumble spheal 12:00am: pokemon rumble spheal wearing a happy new year hat 12:01am: sleeping spheal

Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell The text says "WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026" happy new year

going round and round inside my head ✨

It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day…. It is Chri hi hi hi hi stmas Day!

Geeeeettttt…. DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!

the life of having like 50+ audio notes at any given moment of just random humming / "da-da-da"

SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.

Become ungovernable

Texting my therapist right before the appt "coming in hot"

A glass ball containing a clear liquid hanging from a red ribbon. There is an NFPA hazard label with a Santa hat and a white label saying DANGER Hydrofluoric Acid 50%.

The #BEASTLab won second place in the departmental holiday decoration contest!

Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.

Picture of the staff who operate this bsky acct

To my friends from LiveJournal I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything. -Hayley DeRoche

♥️

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take

POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out

The "Where's My Wife" Fit Featuring 4 protaganists all wearing Jeans, A green / dark shirt, and bomber overcoat. James Sunderland Sebastian Castellanos Alan Wake Ethan Winters

Fifteen Years

i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years