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2 Truths and a Lie: FPL Expert, Burnley fan, once Bench Boosted for 5 points The best home gym gear around https://amzn.to/44IO7pG

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>Martin Luther has entered the chat

02.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My FPL season is already in the toilet but still, could be worse

01.10.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For today, I'm a Charlton fan instead. Great win, great effort from the lads, up the Addicks

27.09.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Honestly, even losing by only one or two would be a big step forward. We're showing a bunch stronger mentality than under Company though

27.09.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Has to be one of the best views in British football, that

27.09.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ekdal in defence against Haaland, lord have mercy

27.09.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm TCing and desperately hoping he'll blank to be fair

27.09.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Burnleys game plan EXCLUSIVELY revealed

27.09.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blackburn Rovers have banned the Lancashire Telegraph from club property. Running chicken

27.09.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hardest lesson I've learnt over the seasons, jumping back on strait after a return from injury rarely works out compared to waiting for a couple of weeks

26.09.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When they link your FPL ID to your BritCard

25.09.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you mate

25.09.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't get in on the official app I'm afraid, do you have a code?

25.09.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, no not really at the moment, our central midfield has three strong contenders and Parker seems to be rotating them around. Cullen is the most nailed as club captain but is a bit more expensive. I could see him getting pushed forward and sitting behind the striker eventually but atm, not nailed

25.09.2025 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not mate, do you have a code please?

25.09.2025 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@darutto.bsky.social Hi mate, been looking for more football related podcasts in Spanish so it's amazing to find yours. Subbed ๐Ÿ”ฅ

25.09.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be but it's just a joke, no third in the way from us. Thanks for the well wishes though mate, more positivity is always a blessing

25.09.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Giving my pregnant wife paracetamol so my future kid will be amazing at FPL

24.09.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm fickle AF for points

23.09.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's done, there is no hope so may as well lessen the blow

23.09.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Burnley fan I really can't. We'll low block but Forrest attackers still managed to slip through

23.09.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*nil-one ๐Ÿ˜‰

23.09.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought it'd stop a defeat stinging as much. It didnt

14.09.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, no complaints to be fair

14.09.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely gutted mate. Good team displays but hot headed mistakes cost us twice. Parker needs to cool things down

14.09.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Two GW's in a row. It doesn't make me feel better

14.09.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've captained him but still, ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ

14.09.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Challenging wanks

05.09.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really underrated film, it was good to see them actually saving people which feels like we haven't seen in ages, they let the emotional beats hang without instantly tagging them with jokes, and the action scene against Sentry was top notch

31.08.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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