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23/24 111th OR. 24/25 We don't talk about. FC Bathelona. Algorithm free.

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So true ๐Ÿฅฐ

12.02.2026 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heโ€™s so trustworthy and dependable, always there when I need him. I can go to bed without having to check up on him. This is the healthy relationship Iโ€™ve longed for all of my FPL life. โค๏ธ

12.02.2026 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not a real rank and literally nothing good can come of it. Just don't look at live rank ever mate.

11.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Josรฉ Sรก 12pts is just typical DGW stuff - how does this kind of thing always happen?

11.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Give it Sol Campbell โ€˜till end of season

11.02.2026 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should probably put a content warning on the pod if you're going to talk about the fouls again.

10.02.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ

10.02.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't realise the deadline was 6pm.. at least it gives me an excuse when it all goes terribly wrong.

10.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ngl, I thought about that post you did yesterday as soon as the pen was awarded ๐Ÿ˜‚ Glad you still had a decent week nonetheless.

08.02.2026 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's going on, is it Non Uniform Day in the Sky Sports studio?

08.02.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheers mate, the secret ingredient is luck

08.02.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After 9 red arrows out of 10, Iโ€™ve had a couple of greens so Iโ€™ll post my team again as if I do it every week.

08.02.2026 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Szoboszlai is a defender in FPL next season then they better price him HIGH!

08.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't go around claiming it's a real derby, and then use the game to blood youngsters.

08.02.2026 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair play for keeping the faith. Good week for you mate, well done.

07.02.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I couldn't have been more wrong about Brentford this season. It really shows the value of having strong ethos, procedures & structure in an organisation. Incredible what they do, really.

07.02.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He had about 100th of a second mate. I didn't expect it to be overturned because it's interpretive, but it was in a 'natural position' so definitely shouldn't have been given in the first place imo.

07.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely awful decision to give Brentford a penalty for that.

07.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Iโ€™d realised Palmer was only going to get an hour Iโ€™d never have bought him ๐Ÿ™„

07.02.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Romero wondering how he can blame the Spurs hierarchy.

07.02.2026 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a bit of an outlier season with all the set pieces and long throws etc isn't it. Maybe they could increase the bar for defenders slightly. But Anderson is like 5% owned, so to me it's just positive to bring extra MF options into the game, it's noot like everyone's fpl managing like Tony Pulis ๐Ÿ˜…

07.02.2026 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But if he'd made a siideways pass to assist a worldy in a battering you're ok with him getting points? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
We all know what the rules are, they're obviously not intended to be a perfect representation of performance, but the game is to maximise your returns within that framework.

07.02.2026 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They do concede less now at least, but yeah Struikโ€™s better if you have enough transfers lying around

06.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least thereโ€™s no Monday game so itโ€™s just a three day misery cycle

06.02.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re scum, subhuman scum. No sooner had I patted myself on the back for my benching decisions, confident in a resplendent 8pts..

06.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m going to spend the rest of my weekend refreshing Rodonโ€™s defcon. Hopefully the clean sheet will come back too.

06.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I blame you for this, Joe

06.02.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Really canโ€™t decide whether Saka > Cole โ€œColdโ€ Palmer is a an obvious gift or a terrible trap.

04.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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