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herbert con carne

@backtothelab.bsky.social

I am from the panther family, a cousin of the tiger, the leopard family... I was born as a full grow man, naked, covered in blood and wearing a dress shirt. With pants, of course. Daily life of discovery.

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Blazing Sixguns! 1 (405)

Blazing Sixguns! 1 (405)

02.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe the puppy is into it!

02.02.2026 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Best Friends. ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿซ‚โค๏ธ

#DOOM

24.01.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1161    ๐Ÿ” 536    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

blah blah blah blah

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if you look at the bible you will see insane clown posse are the magi kings that brought playdoh and fisher price to jesus

24.12.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hoje nรฃo รฉ o dia de santo reis

22.12.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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dont worry about the bondage, its the kind you can show to Grandma and Grampa. of course, if your grandarents are into kinky stuff, that will will be a problem!

14.12.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

look, im going to release a new 4K release of TOS star trek but it will be Herberts Con Carnes director so there are some changes you can expect to happen:

- women will use trousers and man will use skirts
- spock will offer joints to captain kirk at regular intervals
- lots of soft bondage scenes

14.12.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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me when i have to explain to my crew why our savings are depleted and i have a suspciously sized collection of vintage happy meal toys

14.12.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bernie (sanders) the cat

07.12.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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virtua herbert

05.12.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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herbert's funtober day 08: tumblr sexyman

02.12.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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herbs funtober day 07: (traced over a picture) base + crossover

25.11.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pumping ze undertale soundtrack on my ze samsug stereo

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a verdade do mundo, da vida, da morte e da pรกtria estรก na abertura da novela pantanal por marcos viana

19.11.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i often shit my pants and have to scrub poop from the floor

17.11.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in some ways, william shartner's version of "rocket man" surpasses elton john's original

17.11.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

some kind of nature

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. Put that shit on Bienal de Sรฃo Paulo and call that MODERN ART babey! CAUSE I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THIS!

14.11.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

once again basing my masculine-with-a-pussy Masculine Presentation Transexual "Male" born as a "Female" The Man of the Hour, magician of every ocassion, Mainlist Man Around With a Vagina, the owner of the Pussy Maw That DEVOURS PUKES AND SHITS identity on the song Touch Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon

14.11.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

apples peaches bananas and pears

04.11.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dale king of the hill trans men theory

24.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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