Vesper Skynd

hi fine, I'm-*neck snapping noises*

some edits that have been bugging me

With Alt text!

okok that makes sense I am less stunned

need to hear Willem Dafoe read this one

Yeah it's great for braising or smoking!

Wha

hermetic switches be like
"as above
so below"

Oh this is a good piece! Where did you find it

David Lynch being a total fucking coffee freak is so funny, he's characterizing people with it in such effective shorthand. The Northwestern Hotel has bootleg La Pavoni machines, Colonel Briggs has an electric percolator while Pete has a stovetop model, and Harry has the most insane carafe ever

this is what liberals want for texas and I'm bending over and saying "yes, please!"

Are you also rocking a nocturnal sleep schedule now that days are so short?

crunchy 😇😇

Lmk which next-of-kin to contact

"Now see hear, youse is gonna go in to dis fellas apartment, right, and you're gonna put the dead fish in his bed. Sends him a message. After dat, you come back here, and badda bing badda boom, yousa good goil!"

yeag that tracks. tbh it's kinda been consistently going downhill too. More expensive than when we brought u

listen, I think I sold Kelly's exactly as appropriate: "it's a diner I go to"

this is me with the raketa copernic...

No, it's not a requirement. It's kinda like shopping for food together or parallel chores, just a chill activity for friends etc

Primary polycule bonding activity tbh

Hi Else. Once I'm not sick 😇

🫡🫡

Adam: so can angels. You know

Raphael: oh we fuck hard brother. We fuck nasty. Twenty four seven

Adam: oh I mean I wasn't asking about

Raphael: his kingdom has fucking come dude

Adam: I don't need to know about

Raphael: look at these Polaroids. Look at all that going on

my gender is so Doom that I once uploaded the entirety of Doom shareware to my job's custom-pronoun field

Double Dribble video game title screen

when two trans girls are having sex and they simultaneously orgasm

bsky.app/profile/nota...

I don't think it's a surprise that I don't like Andrew Cuomo, but what has upset me the most in this election is how people seem to be responding better to him the darker and worse he gets. That sends a message to every other New Yorker.

Yeah. I bartend. *expresses the volatile oils from your foot skin onto a cocktail*