The Choson Fun

There's a whole lotta people out here acting like #heaven grades on a curve or something

Time is still the greatest interlocutor

I just wish that I had noticed it was special when it was happening

As a general rule, people who are protected typically get to build their lives early. Whereas those who've had to protect themselves typically build later

Nothing scarier than a woman who laughs when she's angry

There is LITERALLY nothing worse than accidentally becoming important at #work

In the end, the #love you make is the love you take (thanks, Paul!)

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Just a quick shout out to @girlscoutsctx.bsky.social for always making sure I fail that new year's resolution to eat fewer #cookies

All these weirdos out here acting like Elon/Cheeto Jesus are doing this for them are probably the same dudes that think strippers are actually into them

Fear the old man that welcomed failures when young

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Colonizers Ruined Everything Around Me

Anyone else waiting for oompa loompas to bust out of the #whitehouse with one of those little rhymes for us?

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I sleep with earplugs. Not because I enjoy the quiet, but more so because I'm terrified of this www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...

Nothing fixes hot chocolate quite like a second pack of hot chocolate

I'm always suspicious of people who don't ask questions. I mean, if you already have all the #answers, how are you improving your situation or learning new things?

This season finale for #2024 is sooooooooo wild. I'm on the edge of my seat wondering what happens next time...on Dumpster Fire Earth

You can't arrive at #excellence from adopting the average; excellence is an individual quest, not a group effort

Say it with me: if they've only washed half their hand and 3/4's of their body, they are not the one.

Just act natural = I'm so screwed

I honestly feel like the next generation of old people are really gonna suck

Why do ugly guys think they're all tough guys? Like tf? Just because you're ugly don't make you a gladiator, sir

Stupidity is like fashionable jeans. They're passable when you're young but raise eyebrows as you get older

That Monday energy

Some days it's just easier to fake a smile than explain why you're down

Literally nothing wrong with expressing all of your emotions as variations of the word fuck

Idk why, but soup tastes funny in square bowls