Lisa Dawn

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

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Hi All! I'm raising money in my mother's name for Pancreatic Cancer Research! Today is DOUBLE DONATION day, so if anyone has a few bucks to spare, it will be matched! I know times are tough, but if you can help, please do. Thank you!

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

I know it's not easy for someone to cut off their sister, but hopefully your mom limits contact as much as she can. Nobody needs that kind of crazy in their life.

I'm so sorry, Max. Your aunt fucking sucks and that's all I got.

Yeah, and that show came right on the heels of a ton of his most evil roles, so it was like... who is this hilarious and delightful man!?!

Raising Hope! I mean, they were a goofball kind of family, but he was definitely a good guy.

I've had multiple friends send me stuff from the UK and never had to pay a customs fee.

I think this week was the most he's ever spoken in an episode.

People might bring up Vincent van Gogh as an example of a painter who did great work in spite of, or because of, his suffering. I like to think that van Gogh would have been even more prolific and even greater if he wasn't so restricted by the things tormenting him. I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had. —David Lynch

I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.

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RIP David Lynch

Today marks my 5th anniversary at my current job. My goal is to not be working here in 5 more years. There's definitely a ceiling as to how far I can go here and I'm about to hit it.

a bald man in a shirt is standing in front of a forest and says `` don 't cry , don 't cry '' ALT: a bald man in a shirt is standing in front of a forest and says `` don 't cry , don 't cry ''

Me, when smashing my pinky finger in my mom's wheelchair is the last fucking straw on top of several weeks of chaos but I'm in public and trying to stay cool

There's a PA filling in for my doctor while she's on personal leave and I have questions about her level of education. Like, my x-ray came back normal and your message to me in the portal was just "carry on with treatment plan"... WHAT TREATMENT PLAN. I DO NOT HAVE A DIAGNOSIS.

Me: tells cousins about how I got depressed and nearly impulse booked a trip to London

Cousin's girlfriend, without even taking a breath: You should do it.

Me: You're a horrible influence. I like you.

I wanted to do that SO bad, but I was not even close to being in the financial position to do it at the time. A friend of mine went and sent me a program though! I wiiiiiish he was doing another musical and not an Ibsen play, but oh well.

It's slow season at work which means I have way too much spare time and that's dangerous. So dangerous that I am pricing a trip to London to see Ewan McGregor in a play. And I shouldn't do that. I really should not do that.

Have an ongoing issue at work since last Thursday. And it's so infuriating that I have to pause, walk around the room and take deep breaths before I respond to anything. Bad news: it still sucks. Good news: At least I'm breathing a lot???

I saw Kathryn Hahn at Disneyland tonight! From far-ish away! But still… better than never seeing Kathryn Hahn.

TOLD YA. Welcome back Stoney! Hope to hear a good game tonight even if I can't see it. #VegasBorn

The greatest predictor of when Mark Stone will return is the fact that I am not watching the game tonight and will be listening on the radio instead as I drive to Anaheim. I ALWAYS miss first game back for him. (And also Karlsson's this year!)

I'm so glad it turned out to ONLY be an earthquake. And I'm sure the cat is too!

Automatic death sentence.

Under an hour?

I have people call me 3 times in 5 minutes. As if I have magically become available in the last 90 seconds and them calling me multiple times won't annoy me into not answering purely out of spite.

My idea of getting dressed up for the company zoom meeting today: Headband instead of ponytail. Bra on. So glam.

The team has its own streaming app for people in the local viewing area. But ALL my streaming apps have been working better on Roku than it did on the Fire TV, so far.

We switched to Roku and the hockey didn’t buffer a single time AND the Knights won, so really great times all around. #VegasBorn

A well deserved shutout for the man, the mountain, Adin Hill! #VegasBorn

Planning a big trip to a new place is always very fun. Until you get to the part where you realize you only have so many days and have to cut things off your to-do list and because it's in EUROPE, you may never go back there again, so you'll never get to do that thing.

Nah, that commercial is rated R 😂

THERE IS A GILMORE GIRLS WALMART COMMERCIAL FOR CHRISTMAS NOW WATCH ME SHOUT ABOUT THIS ON ALL PLATFORMS