Vicky

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23. Never played an Atari, never owned a pager.

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Merry Grinchmas 🎄🎁

Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏼🎁💜 xx

the grinch is wearing a christmas sweater with a christmas tree on it and is standing in front of a christmas tree . ALT: the grinch is wearing a christmas sweater with a christmas tree on it and is standing in front of a christmas tree .

Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏼🎁💜 xx

She’s wedged herself behind me on the sofa, and keeps huffing because I haven’t got up and let her have the whole thing. Bellend. 🙈🤣🐶💜

Day 4 of Mariah Carey screeching in my head and I think I’m about to lose my fucking mind 😖😫😭🤯

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That’s the last time I order a dog chew from Gregg Wallace! 🍆

They can’t dress like a bunch of gay porn stars and then complain when their top song is labelled a gay anthem 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

Looking good! 👌🏼😍🤣

Has anyone who’s taken a course of metronidazole felt really nauseous for days after finishing the course? I’m physically heaving a lot, but not actually being sick. It’s horrible! When will it end? 🤢🤦🏼‍♀️

Crispy! 👌🏼 no oil needed either.

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#SCAM

#shrewsbury definitely possibly shropshire:

QR code stickers on carpark ticket machines - fraud/phishing!

beware!

Maybe my intuition about people is getting better, because I am not in the least bit surprised about Gregg Wallace, I always had a feeling he was a scumbag. Maybe it’s because he’s a middle class male of a certain age… 🤔🤣 What a prick.

😂😂😂 I love my air fryer! But I’ve got the Ninja Foodi, so it’s obvs better than any cheap shitty one 🤣🤣

The dentist has put me on metronidazole for an infection. I’m not allowed alcohol, which I can cope with, but chocolate????? Wtf man??!! 🤯😩😩😩

YouTube video by MARMUTO Drop It In Da Club Like You Can´t Stop (Marmuto Mashup)

I woke up with this in my head and now I “Can’t Stop” playing it 🤣 youtu.be/zMCOTWWt0YA?...

I was thinking this the other day. We don’t find an awful bloke and just think “oh yes, I definitely want this one!” 🤦🏼‍♀️ They are SO good at playing the good guy, that you barely notice them slipping into “total bastard” mode! We don’t do it on purpose, so let’s quit the victim blaming please.

Vive la révolution des femmes 👩🏼‍🦱👩🏻‍🦰👱🏼‍♀️👵🏼🕵🏼‍♀️👩🏼‍🌾👩🏼‍🏭👩🏼‍💻👩🏼‍🎤👩🏼‍⚖️🤵🏼‍♀️👸🏼🦸🏼‍♀️🦹🏼‍♀️🧝🏼‍♀️🤰🏼🙍🏼‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️👩🏼‍🦽💃🏼💁🏼‍♀️