Clyde

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“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”

PAY UP, DEADBEAT!

Only every time I look into the eyes of YOUR CHILD THAT I CARRIED FOR 9 MONTHS

Fitness executive Ben Midgley

Denny, I enjoy your writing very much, but if the absolutely ghastly thumbnail image accompanying this (very good!) piece appears in my timeline again, I will have no choice but to capture the world's entire supply of chickpeas and dump them into a volcano.

This was insightful, exceptionally well written analysis that also filled me with bone-deep dread, haha.

Eyebrows are the pubes of the face

i CANNOT stop watching this

My beloved Honda died from an overdose of carfentanil. It's no joke.

Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent

Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

Oh no Mr. Met

You can do both sweet and savior-y dishes with that baby

Gonna do some crucifryin'

It's the remix to Audition
Holding tryouts for women
The way you injured your body destroyed your ballet ambition
You can afford some CDs
Let's get a room by the sea
That's a nice rubber apron baby kirikirikiri

Clyde's hideously pale legs in a kayak floating on a calm pond

Decent weather on a Saturday for once? That's a paddlin'.

I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my dick side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the penis to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a dick-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our dick slapping noises

And there's nothin' the Duke of Jork can do about it!!

In-da-peanitz Day

It's just behind Sense and Sensibility for me on that count

Well, that's kind of a bummer. I'm a sucker for those ball-inclusive deals.

I've already purchased the full Grundle Bundle, thank you

This motherfucker thinks he can bulldoze Toontown to build a freeway

I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY

A javelin that defies the laws of physics is a helluva signature slasher weapon, haha

I have a good feeling about Deadly Games (not to be confused with Fatal Games).

LOVE Edge of the Axe. Excited to check out the others here, thanks!